Bobby Pins
If you want to know where your girlfriend has been, just follow the trail of hair clips she leaves in her wake.
Bobby pins may help a girl keep her hair in check, but they seem to disappear faster than Houdini.
Tequila
These aren’t quite the words of Pumba and Timone, but we think they’d enjoy this twist on the original.
Either way, you’d have no worries!
Now Hiring
After a really good workout you might feel really proud of yourself, but in Texas humor rules, so unless you’ve got a funny story to tell alongside it, people might not be so interested.
Bear that in mind when you’re re-telling your gym stories.
Today`s Sign
When you think things can’t get any weirder, there is a new phrase or joke that will make sure you reconsider just how strange this word can be.
With so many funny signs around, it's no surprise that the guys also want to get rid of their laughter lines.
Willy Wonka
Well, it was the survival of the fittest in a way.
I guess it makes us think about the Oompa Loompas and all of the challenges in a whole new light.