Watch Your Aim
The only thing that is more disgusting than a public bathroom is a public bathroom visited by men with poor aim. Sometimes men are the worst! This request is not for something impossible or unattainable, but for something they have had most of their lives to practice.
The people who run this place and probably clean the bathrooms are just asking for a little common courtesy in a nice and funny way. We hope that this eye-catching sign helps bathroom users make the effort. Unless it ends up being too distracting, which may make the problem even worse than before.
Don't Mess With Someone's Pills
This sign just goes to show just how much effort the Indian Hills Community Center is putting into making lives better for the community. Basically, anyone who drives past it has their day improved by at least 0.032 percent. That is real science. Do not check it though.
We have to say we totally agree with this sign. At least this guy is taking it in stride and wishing well upon whoever took his anti-depressants. To be honest, they probably are very happy. We are just curious if the original owner of the happy pills ever got their prescription renewed.
Mother's Day
Hands down, the best Mother's Day sign. In case you forgot you're the reason your mom drinks, here is this fabulous sign to remind you. And the least you can do is buy her a margarita, don't you think? In any case, these guys are surely going to rake it in every Mother's Day, because no sign has ever been truer.
Though, now that we think about it, don't parents constantly complain about how they used to be able to go out for drinks before they had kids? Seems like people will always find a reason to reach for the liquor. The least you can do is treat your mom with a glass of something strong every once in a while.
Loving the Irony
Remember libraries? They still exist, yes, but they're rarely visited anymore, which is unfortunate because honestly, libraries rock. Where else are you going to get some free Wi-Fi AND quiet people? This library decided to do something about it and remind us that, even in the age of the internet, it's still important to go to your local library.
Now, taking into account you're reading this article on the internet, we have to appreciate the irony here. It should be noted, though, that not everything written in books is true either. Why do you think they keep printing out new encyclopedia editions?
Wet Floor
We all know the importance of placing these signs around when necessary because we have indeed seen some dangerous slips in our day. But this? This is just hilarious. Just imagining someone placing that sign on the blue board and sending it off to float on the pool, makes us laugh. And it is true, that floor IS especially wet!
The only person we can think of who can take this sign in that context literally has been dead for quite a few centuries. Then again, we doubt he ever needed such a sign with those water-walking abilities of his.