Sneakily Selfish
The people of Friedman’s Fresh Market are your friends. They only have their clients’ best interests at heart. And those interests include having their planned amount of potato chips all to themselves thank you very much. Stop staring at the dip and keep those hands off their chips.
How many times have you found your favorite brand of chips after looking tirelessly in the market, just to get home and have them chowed down by your partner or kids? Well, thanks to the great guys at this supermarket, you may have just found a way to never have to go through that again!
Not Good at Taking Criticism
How often does management actually open the complaint box? And once they do, how likely is it for them to actually take care of the complaints instead of taking all those notes and making a little bonfire? Clearly, these people don’t do very well with complaints.
And to be honest, even if you had one, as soon as you’d see this, you’d laugh and forget what you were planning on complaining about in the first place. We can imagine something like this being in some military headquarter offices. But regardless, we think it’s safe to say that, if you actually have something to say, keep it to yourself.
Poor Nemo
Talk about dry humor, yikes! We wouldn't really recommend this place if you're looking for a nice "Fish & Chips" place to take your Nemo-loving kids. And if you do, at least cover their eyes on the way in.
Nobody wants to know what their food's name used to be before it landed on their plate. Be it a fish named Nemo or a stalk of celery named Philip, once we know the name, we're not gonna eat it. We have to give them points for creativity, though. If you're over the age of 12, you're sure to have a big laugh with this one.
Toilet Thieves
We know a good pun we see one, and we are definitely seeing one here. First of all, who was the brave soul that dared steal nothing less than a toilet from the police?! We shudder to think about how they will rid themselves of all those doughnuts and coffee!
Then there is the question of how exactly did they pull it off? Toilet bowls are heavy! Not to mention, firmly attached to a wall and some intense plumbing. Not only are these boys clueless, but they LITERALLY have nothing to go on! Sorry guys, it looks like you'll have to resort to the woods for a while.
In Case You Were Planning To
Apparently, the people that put up this sign don't have much faith in humanity. We understand why there would be several safety signs around a swimming pool, but 'Do Not Breathe Under The Water'? Seriously? We'd certainly hope that whoever decides to go swimming would have enough basic common sense to not try and breathe underwater.
But hey, then again, you never know. Especially in America, where people sue each other as a sport. Maybe that's what happened here — some idiot decided their lack of common sense is someone else's fault and took the Little Mermaid a little too seriously.