Time to Build a Love of School
Halloween’s a great time for school – kids get to come up with fun costumes, and teachers get to let loose a little bit. Some teachers, apparently, go the extra mile coming up with something fun for the day, like this guy, who absolutely nailed the Lego minifig look.
The cylindrical yellow head, the yellow grabber-like hands, even the little gap between the hips and the legs. Just incredible. A lot of teachers know that you have to have the respect of your students, and this would do a great deal to get their attention. I guess it’s true when they say that “everything is awesome.”
Calling a Spade a Spade
Well, this teacher is just going to be honest, and from the tone alone, it actually looks like he has lost all patience. No doubt that this note will go straight to the parents and they will have to deal with it. Good luck, Josiah.
We all wish that Josiah will one day find the kind of work that he does find fun. It is, after all, the goal in everyone's life. But we get where he is coming from. For the most part, work is not particularly fun. It is very much a means to an end - let's be real.
Liar Liar
Mrs. Shapiro appears to value honesty above all else, even if it means ratting out little Charlie to his parents. The King Cake incident indeed sounds intriguing, and his parents are surely in for quite the treat. We really want to know what the King Cake incident was all about. It sounds like something that could have happened in "Game of Thrones."
Let's just hope no one was hurt in the mysterious King Cake incident. Hmm...our imagination is already wandering. Whatever the case may be, it seems that Mr. Shapiro was on top of it and pretty much said everything that needed to be said in this note. Good luck, Charlie!
You Know You're in Trouble
Keep your middle name close – it gives others power over you. Sadly, there is nothing you can do to keep it from your parents, who gave it to you in the first place. One teacher took that idea to a logical-mathematical conclusion. Pi, you see, does not end.
It starts with the classic 3.14 and then just keeps going and going and going, forever and ever – at least, that is the theory. We guess it is possible it could end, though unlikely. Now the answer remains, who are Pi's parents? E and I? Radius and circumference? The possibilities are endless.
Money Talks
The amount that teachers get paid is often thought to be a much lower number than it should be. One teacher (math teacher? That's a big possibility) worked the numbers to figure out how much teachers would be getting paid if they earned as much as babysitters.
Of course, any economist will tell you it wouldn't just work like that unless inflation hit pretty hard and money became worth a lot less. Oh, hey, look at that. Sadly, supply and demand is still a thing, no matter how much math you do, so we don't think this will ever happen.