It might not have actually come from Alaska, but this incredibly fancy dessert was both an homage to the state, and something that the largest part of our union accepted as its own. A scientist named Sir Benjamin Thomas discovered a great treat while he was experimenting with meringue. The dish is a cake that is made out of, or filled with, delicious ice cream.
It’s then covered with a meringue that is “baked,” though only for a small amount of time. The meringue gets crispy, crunchy, and has the burned bits on top, while the ice cream within is safe – insulated by the meringue. You get the wonderfully crunchy meringue on top, but then you get to the soft, flavorful ice cream underneath.
Alabama’s Worst – Cotton Candy Milkshake
If you take a look at this ridiculous creation, you might think you’ve died and gone to Heaven. Or Hell, if you’re the kind of person that can’t stomach too much sweet stuff. Pick up a cotton candy milkshake from K&J’s Elegant Pastries in Alabaster, Alabama, and you’re going to get a whole lot of sugar.
Not only is it a milkshake, but you’ll get an entire cupcake, a fresh cloud of cotton candy, a generous amount of whipped cream, a dash of all kinds of sprinkles from every direction, and even a lollipop. You’re going to get a sugar rush that lasts for days or even weeks if you manage to consume this entire thing in one sitting. After just a few bites, we wonder if you’ll even be able to taste anything.
New Jersey Again – Dessert Pizza
A little bit of dessert pizza isn’t a bad thing, but sometimes people can go pretty crazy with them. Have you ever wanted to have pizza dough with Oreo crumbles, sprinkles, chunks of brownie, cookie dough, cannoli pieces, or other treats on top of it? Some people just might not be able to wrap their heads around the idea of having pizza for dessert – and why not?
You get a section that is easy to hold, and a sweetness that might be a little unexpected – the best kind of sweetness. For some reason, the dough works just as well when you put sweet stuff on it as it does with savory stuff. Still, eating sweet pizza can be a bridge too far for some people.
Iowa – Scotcheroos
You might be able to make this quintessentially American treat right now – the base is mostly Rice Krispies cereal, though there are several other options, such as Special K cereal. You also have to use a sugar-filled peanut butter mixture, which is melted, and then used to cover the cereal. It’s a no-bake option, too, since you just spread the Rice Krispie treat base in a pan and then pour the rest of the dessert on top.
After it cools you cut it into bars and serve. They taste great, but don’t let anyone tell you they’re healthy – especially since you’re going to end up eating quite a couple of these before you’re done. They’re a mainstay of potlucks and picnics all over the Midwest, and there’s a big debate about the name.
Minnesota – Seven Layer Bars
How many ways do I love thee? Seven, just like your seven delicious layers. This classic Minnesota dessert is a regular sight at potlucks and parties in the north. Let’s dive into those layers, shall we? Traditionally, the layers are a graham cracker base, chocolate chips, pecans, butterscotch pieces, coconut, and condensed milk. Wait a minute! That’s only six things! What is this?
We guess that the butter used to solidify the cracker base counts as one of the layers, but you’re on thin ice, Minnesota. We’re already upset about that whole blueberry muffin business, so you’d better be on your best behavior. These bars are easy to make, have an intricate, chewy texture, and taste great. We’ll let that whole weak seventh layer thing pass for now, as long as you pass a few more over.