Who’s gonna tell this guy how America actually come into being? While many countries have a dark and sinister history, America certainly isn’t the exception, with its historical parade of riots, duels, brawls, bombardments, and tar-and-feathering parties.
Today, that smug, self-image Americans have, is quite different from the actual events that happened in their national history.
That's Not How It Works
We totally get that people want to recognize where their family is from so they can forge an identity. But you can't build your ancestry like a drag and drop tool kit. It's like Americans think they can collect nationalities like they’re Pokémon.
Unfortunately, there is a thing called science that means you can't just pick and choose what you want or don't want.
What's Football Anyway?
According to Americans, football is not a game played with your feet and a ball, but with your hands and an oblate-shaped "ball."
One could even say it's this kind of thinking that keeps the rest of the world from being as 'awesome' as America.
What's a Slur...?
How do Americans really stand today among the nations of the world in the level of education, or even common sense? It is, again, disturbing that many Americans confuse adjectives and descriptive words, as slurs, even ones that describe a climate or diet.
Unfortunately, all countries and continents have their own slurs, but we can't help but get the impression that America has a lot more slurs compared to other countries.
Are You Serious?
New studies found that the Sun actually revolves around the US, where every other country believes its politics are so important that they all conspire and coordinate to influence it.
Honestly, despite being such a massive country, we're all in utter disbelief at how, in some ways, America is doing worse than many third-world countries.