Forget honeymooning in Hawaii or Venice, this couple opted for the gorgeous getaway of an NFL stadium. Nothing screams everlasting love like sitting in a football game and watching big dudes run around with a ball pushing each other over. Perhaps the place includes specials for couples like massages done by star player Za’Darius Smith, or romantic candle-lit dinners on the benches.
For NFL fanatics, this is a path to an everlasting marriage. We honestly don’t see this couple enjoying anything else.
I Said Brr... It's Cold in Here
Come rain or sunshine or even blizzard if you need to get yourself to a football game, you're getting there. These folks will stop at nothing to watch the NFL gang in all their glory. Even if it means sacrificing their sense of touch.
Football players better know what they mean to their fans. We hope those fams got their money worth in the end. They probably need to thaw out for a few days to get back to normal again.
Have a Little Faith
When you have kids who believe in Santa as much as they believe in the Lions football team winning the Superbowl, then you know that that team isn't in the greatest spot. The Lions better get their act together if they're being compared to fairytales right there in the stadium. Not super ideal.
On the other hand, sometimes you just gotta believe. With a little bit of faith, for we all know, Santa could be sliding right down our chimnies and the Lions could be scoring touchdowns.
Another dig at Tom Brady. These guys went to great lengths to get their joke across. We are beginning to feel sorry for the guy now. Am inflated ball is a tough load to carry, sometimes you just gotta pop the damn thing.
Unfortauneyly for Brady, these guys got hold of the photographic evidence and decided to show it off for all to see. In the audience, right on national television.
Woodson's Got Us Covered
Finally, some really encouraging words. Kudos to Woodson and his supporters for recognizing his talents. That guy is probably the saving grace of the team. On the other hand, by the looks of those faces, that father and son don't look too pleased with whatever is happening on that field.
Perhaps Woodson is slipping and some sort of Woodson drought occurred. In which case, someone else better step up to the plate and cover-up quick!