How can anyone be grumpy at in Ikea’s cafeteria? Honestly, this Swedish labyrinth is a bright and happy haven replete with quick and convenient food options that exist solely to make you un-hungry in a manner so efficient that only the Swedes could pull it off with such poise and style.
But, of course Ikea is not everybody’s cup of tea. There’s an endless amount of lamps and mock bedrooms to get lost in, where you’re overwhelmed with things popping out at you and suddenly it’s a tangle of afforable dressers that you can’t seem to claw your way out of.
The Wedding Plank
In a few years from now, this couple and the guy planking in the background will have to explain what planking is. I’m not sure why this guy chose to do this in the background of the couple’s picture.
Maybe he felt an urgent need to work on his abs and spotted the perfect place to do that. I do think it would have been funnier if he had some groomsmen do it with him.
Voldemort Getting His Tan On
Wait, didn’t Voldemort die in the seventh series? Whoops did I just spoil that for you? Well if you didn’t finish that series already in 2007 like the rest of us then you’re welcome, you need to move on. It looks as though Voldemort has reappeared from the dead with the sole intention of getting his tan on.
Maybe he’s trying to impress a lady. As strange as this person looks in the park, you must remember the picture of Paris Hilton selfie-ing with kangaroos in Australia. Yea, this picture doesn’t look so weird anymore now does it?
Weights Before Dates Shirt
Does this guy with the New York Jets hat not look like Will Smith upon first glance? Well, Will Smith is not a Jets fan, he’s obviously a die-hard Eagles fan. The guy in the background with the weight before dates shirt - that shirt is genius. The problem is that the guy is wearing this shirt and not actually lifting the weights.
Seems as though he could benefit from lifting some weights and then he’ll be getting those dates and not just swiping right on tinder all the time with no response. Looks like he’s heading to the local Wendy’s for dinner once again.
How Do I Look?
There’s nothing like a prom selfie with your cat eating your big dump in the background. I could have sworn cats were meant to be the sane ones and dogs like to drink water from the toilet.
That guy should probably give the cat some food because it seems hungry. Maybe if he stopped spending so much time snapping selfies he’d be a better caretaker.