Ah, look no further than the stomach roller for those hotly-desired toned abs! This kind of looks like the massage beads you see on driver’s chairs, right? It also kind of looks like those tough foam-rollers you’d buy to get the knots out of your body.
But to train your abs? Gosh, no thanks! This looks downlight barbaric. Our poor abs. We’ll stick to crunches, thanks.
Vibrating Platform by Powerfit
The powerful vibrating platform definitely looks like something that was transported from the 1920s and brought to the current day. It, like many of the crazy pieces of exercise equipment we’ve already covered, harnesses vibration power to help you slim down.
The way it's advertised, it almost sounds like a bucking horse you see at a country bar! Yep…that’s the “Powerfit” way alright.
Gustav Zander’s Exercise Machines
Is it a bike? Is it a garden accessory? We really have no clue where to start with this invention of Gustav Zanders! He called it the ultimate exercise machine — but quite frankly, we’re a little lost.
Do we work out our legs first, our abs, or our glutes? Arms maybe? Or maybe even around the neck, there’s some sort of neck strength exercise.
Ever heard of this? Born a few decades ago, Tae Bo is a style of training that combines martial arts and Thai kickboxing. That means high cardio all around! It was developed by Billy Blanks and was all the rage during the 90s.
To be honest, this is one of the less crazy exercise regimes we’ve heard of. Sounds like a great way to get some aggression out of your system while toning your body.
Mechanized Magic Chair
It’s clear that working out and being comfortable are definitely not meant to go together, as shown by this wacky gadget. By rigorously twisting from side to side, apparently, any posture issues would disappear.
Wow, imagine that. Who needs a chiropractor or a physiotherapist? The chair also has an attachment that lifts the chin which looks very, very dangerous. Eeek! Use this with extreme caution.