Whoever said there is no such thing as too much when it comes to a wedding was obviously not invited to this party. For some odd reason, many cultures have a tradition where guests and friends throw things at the bride and groom. While it’s hard to understand the logic behind throwing things at people, we must accept it as a reality.
This couple got married just before Christmas, so everyone thought throwing white glitter at them would be funny. What ended up happening is that they both had glitter on their faces and mouths for many days to come.
A Warm Welcome
Did you know that according to scientific research conducted by us, kids are the number one reason for wedding fails? This photo looks innocent enough, but the person who posted it admitted that he is indeed one of the kids holding the bride's dress. He has also admitted to wiping his nose on her dress while she was walking down the aisle. You can't blame a kid for blowing his nose on a soft white piece of fabric!
After properly analyzing the photo, we have come across another failure not everyone can see. If you look carefully, you can see that the bottom part of the dress is stitched up with a big patch. We don't have a problem with a dress that has alterations, but don't you think it would be a good idea to make sure it wasn't visible?
What happens when the person responsible for your wedding cake is not a native English speaker? The answer is right here in front of you. It's either the person who ordered the cake or the person listening on the other side. Hell, it could even be both of them.
As far as wedding fails go, we think this one is sweet, not just because it's written on a cake, but also because we think the witches deserve to know they are the best! Thankfully, AI is kicking in, so next time, the robot will be responsible for this, and we can expect to receive no grammar mistakes but a dry and tasteless phrase.
This picture comes with a cute story about a little boy who wanted everyone to dance with him... while the bride and groom were exchanging vows. But that's not even the worst part. When he saw that nobody was joining him, he started crying, distracting everyone even further. We hope the couple forgave him.
We want to say that he's just a child, so he doesn't know any better, but we also know that hasn't stopped some bridezillas from being mad in the past...And in the future, when this couple has a child of their own, they can take him to someone else's wedding, and ...it"s payback time.
Black and White
If there's one thing everyone, and we mean everyone, should know by now is that no one, and we mean no one, should wear white to a wedding but the bride herself. We feel like, at this point, every person on Earth should have already gotten the memo. But, alas, it seems that some people will always insist on stealing other people's thunder.
In this case, it wasn't one person but an entire army of sisters who choose to wear the forbidden color to their dad's wedding. An honest mistake? Or maybe a calculated move? We guess we'll never know.