Trekkies and Star Wars fans don’t always mix, and this is a prime example. This kid wanted a Star Wars action figure. He said he specifically asked for a Star Wars dude. When he got a Star Trek dude instead, he scoffed incredulously.
This is like giving a Darth Vader to a Trekkie, who might embrace Roddenberry’s vision of optimism in the human race.
A Foxy Present
Imagine being about 10 years old and opening a present from your uncle that is basically glorified roadkill. It smelled. Clumps of hair were falling out. His uncle had cleaned it himself, but it doesn’t seem like he did a great job. It was a pelt, but he did not hunt it.
He proudly announced that he found the ill-fated fox getting run over on the side of the road. The kid screamed when he opened it and threw it across the room. Later he felt he had to apologize, but if you ask us, it was the uncle who should have apologized.
Thanks, Mom, Now Put Some Food in It
Tupperware is highly useful, it seals food airtight. As for microwaving, there are few materials more equipped than Tupperware. But this dude was less than thrilled with his mom’s gift.
So, he gave his mom a bunch of nice stuff, but all he got were food containers. Does he even have his own place? Perhaps he’s in a dorm at college. Note to mom: Dudes don’t like Tupperware.
It Wasn’t What She Got, It Was What She Gave
This girl’s Christmas was ruined but the gift in question was something she gave to her big sister. It was a hand-painted block of wood. At five years old, she painted a dolphin on a wooden surface. It was for her sister who loved dolphins. But when she gave it to her, the young artist could tell it was not appreciated.
Kids can be cruel and many times say aloud things we adults don't even dare to think, let alone say. The now-adult Redditor said it was a sad Christmas that year. A very sad Christmas.
Her Big Brother Must Have Loved it
Older brothers are known for teasing younger siblings, especially their younger sisters. It’s very amusing, sure, but for this Redditor, it was borderline abuse. She shared this terrifying memory.
Until this day she doesn't really know what was going through his mind when he was rapping this gift. Worst little sister gift EVER.