Vote for Cat!
There’s not much we love more than a good meme, really. So when someone turned this iconic meme into a literal Presidential lawn sign we were beside ourselves. Finally, a Presidential lawn sign that doesn’t make us want to opt out of the elections or flee the country.
All other candidates are welcome to lie down and take a nap or something. This Feline politician (politiCAT, if you will) is a clear winner if we have anything to say about it. We’d vote for Keyboard Cat for President, we just want to know who he would choose as vice president. Is it Snoopy?
Burning Down the House
They say that where there is smoke there is fire. This adage would imply that anyone that has smoke coming out of their mouth is enough cause to call the fire department. Or at least have them sprinkled with water. Smoking is so passé anyway. A clean-cut lawn is where it's all at.
And yet, some people inconsiderately smoke on other people's property. It's a tale as old as time, so this family decided to take matters into their own hands. You've been warned — come near this house with a cigarette, and you'll be sorry. Not to mention, soggy.
We Like Big Sales, and We Cannot Lie
The people having this big yard sale took the classic lyrics to "Baby Got Back," rewrote them, and then used them to promote their sale. Truthfully, this is all we needed to convince us to make our way over to the sale, and we weren't even there. So we're guessing that this sale was a big hit. Almost as big as Sir Mix-A-Lot's 1992 one-hit-wonder.
Now that we're thinking about it, this song has some great yard sale potential. Think about titling the whole event as "Baby Got BackYard Sale" or the lyrics "I like yard sales and I cannot lie." The thing practically writes itself.
Taking a Stand
If you are looking to steal a sign, you may want to do a background check on your neighbors before picking them as a target. This Marine takes his lawn signs — as well as his 2nd amendment rights — very seriously.
So, when someone stole his Romney sign, he decided to retaliate in the most fitting way possible — by writing a threat in the form of a lawn sign. After all, he already knows that that's where the thief looks. It's a little like hiding a bomb in a safe you know is about to be broken into.
Ghostbuster
If you've ever moved into an old house or apartment, you've probably wondered about the place's previous tenants. You know, things like what they did for work, or if they had any unfinished business left in this mortal coil, and if their soul is still inhabiting the place, making things go bump in the night.
Real estate agent Jake Palmer got sick of people asking whether the houses he has been showing are haunted, so he added a disclaimer to each and every one of the "for sale" signs. You know, except for the homes that were, in fact, haunted.