Believe Alex Jones
Hey, I know this guy’s shocking stories and conspiracy theories are entertaining.
But if he doesn’t produce any proof, can you really call this news?
Can't Let Go of Capri Khaki Pants
Wearing khaki clothing that is not part of a uniform is a complete fashion crime.
That length would make Lebron James look short.
In Denial about Sweepstakes
It’s time to face the harsh truth.
You are never ever going to win.
Purchase Clothes at Chico's
Chico’s? really?
Even Lane Bryant is a better option than this.
Waste Paper Napkins
Less fancy and worse for the environment than fabric napkins, it's also just not as effective as paper towels.
It’s time to chuck these wasteful, waxy paper bits.