In Touch With Your Inner Child
So this wedding dress might look a little like a child’s 5th birthday party at the plastic ball pit, but hey, we do not hate – on her special day, she can wear whatever makes her feel beautiful, even if it does resemble anything but a wedding gown! With her ball-coated dress and her peroxide-blonde hair, she kind of looks like a Barbie doll. Don’t you think?
Embracing her inner 5-year-old, this bride will be sprinkling color and joy wherever she goes! Now, we just need some plain frosted cupcakes and a few of those sprinkles, and we are ready to capture the world.
Fairy Lights
Being a fairy princess is every girl’s dream. Since early toddler years, most girls picture themselves on their wedding day adorned with glitter and sparks. Glitter and sparks AROUND the wedding dress, not part of the wedding dress. Usually, that dream fades away as they grow older, but not this one.
If there is one day in her life when she can become a fairy tale princess (or something of that sort), it's going to be her wedding day. Now, it's not only the dress that is lighting up the room. With a smile like hers, there is no way of missing the bride. Ant anyway, sometimes a bride needs a dress to match.
Keeping Mosquitoes Away?
This bride is scared of her legs being bitten by mosquitoes. That much is clear. What’s not so clear is why she doesn’t mind getting mosquito bites on any other exposed part of her body. Pink and red polka dots all over her face and neck will do no harm and might even set the trend for the next wedding season.
Moreso, it will explain why on earth did this bride cover herself in a net instead of wearing a proper dress, as expected from her on her wedding day. If this is part of some tradition we are not aware of; then we take it back; however, we have done our research and couldn't find anything, No even in ancient Greece.
Nothing Like a Bit of Country Charm!
With these boots, this young bride is a perfect picture of country charm. While the more elegant ladies of the world don sleek, minimalist designs for their big day, this bride certainly wasn’t looking to them for inspiration. The top of this dress starts off nicely, very classic and modest. Then things start to get a little more cowgirl as the boots are revealed.
We’re not too enthusiastic about the total look. She does look like one of the brides out of a Western film, and we can almost hear the country tunes. We can only suggest something a little less Idaho.
Yellow All Over
Looks like the bride and groom stopped and made lemonade from the lemons they were given; however, they took the whole scenario a bit too far and coated themselves in yellow. Or, it could be some culture we are unfamiliar with where yellow is the going color for wedding gowns and groom suits.
So, we can live with the yellow, and we can live with the bride posing with her leg up in the air as if she is a great Bollywood star, but what we won't accept is the groom and his off-white used apron tied around his waist.