Everybody, even the most famous of the famous, has spent a little bit of time shopping at the local Walmart. Even Lady Gaga – real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – has probably bought a couple of things, even if it was something as simple as some melatonin or hair dye.
Or, maybe this woman is just trying to look as fabulous as Lady Gaga, without realizing that Gaga has an on-call glam squad for it, and this lady doesn’t have any of it for this photo. Whatever the case may be, she is displaying a pretty good poker face, which is so Gaga.
The Kid's in the Car Probably
If you go into a Walmart there's a pretty good chance you'll end up seeing a dog. Most of the time, however, the pooch will be on a leash and walking around on its legs like an animal is supposed to. Of course, that is sometimes just too much work for a shopper's little muffykins.
So they will do something like fill up a baby stroller with four-legged friends. This shopper is prepared with a pair of pups, and they look pleased as punch to be along for the purchasing ride. Well, as long as they don't leave a mess.
The Crossover We Didn't Know We Needed
Maybe it's also the crossover we don't need or want. Pennywise from “It” and Santa Claus happened to bump into each other in the store while searching for new styles. The clown was rocking something from a classic anime, but the Jolly Old Elf was trying to keep things a little low-key.
Still, maybe he should try out a different color if he wants to escape the fall season unnoticed. We're surprised that Saint Nick would pose for a picture with this clown – Pennywise is a prime example of a bad little boy. Terrorizing kids for decades on end tends to do that.
Just a Couple of Characters
Kids don't mind being in Walmart that much, as long as the trip doesn't take too long. There's usually plenty of fun stuff to play around with. For instance, these two have found big pieces of headgear to wear, based on characters from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
Those things look pretty heavy, and we would not be surprised if right after the picture was taken the kids removed them. Or maybe they bumped into each other and fell over, which might be a little funnier if it wasn't kids. The one on the right has a great camera face.
Forever Hardcore
This guy is ready to show the world that he doesn't take any guff. He's so ready, he cut off the legs of his pants to make sure people will also know that he is FOREVER HARDCORE. Even if he's in line at Walmart buying incontinence medicine and medical braces because he hurt his wrist while gardening.
We won't lie – that ink is pretty good. It's just the choice of what to use that ink for that we kinda disagree with. Any tattoo should be a visual representation of your beliefs, your attitude, or even your soul. So here is Mr. Forever Hardcore guy, showing everyone what he's made of.
Sometimes You Just Want to Be Comfortable
Lots of people have busy lives these days, which means you don't always have time to coordinate an outfit that looks good. So, pressured to get in the car by your family or the clock, you just throw on whatever you have lying around. That's why the unspoken uniform of your local Walmart almost certainly includes socks with sandals.
We can not deny that it's a comfortable way to travel, especially if the weather flips on a dime, like in some places. Then again, if you're trying to look good during your shopping, maybe stay away from this specific combination.
Spotted at a Walmart Under the Sea
Honestly, even if she did just put it on for a quick pic while she and her friend were shopping for new flip-flops, a Spongebob Squarepants hat helmet thing is hardly the worst outfit that you will see this year. How good was that animated series? Seriously...
Still, Walmart is the place to try out different fashion statements to see which one fits the bill. The key is to look better than the other people in the store, feel weirder, and then own it anyway. We don't know if this absorbent yellow look is what will make it on the cover of the next “Vogue,” though.
Hot Diggity Dog
They say that you are what you eat. And as far as we can see, this guy IS junk food. OK, maybe we're going a step too far here, but it's clear that he is a fan of fast food, that's for sure. He came into Walmart already wearing a t-shirt showing his favorite food - hamburger and fries. And can you blame him? Who doesn't love that perfect combo?
But that wasn't enough. He needed to double down on his love for this kind of grub. So he decided to buy a similar-looking tee. This time, it displays a lifetime supply of hotdogs. The only problem is that we don't think this is going to be particularly arousing for passersby. It's just going to make other people hungry.
Zephyrhills, Zephyrhills...
It's not every day that you bump into one of the heroes of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in your local Walmart. And yet, that's exactly what happened to this senior citizen, who was surprised to see Peter Parker, of all people, hiding next to the shelf full of Zephyrhills water. We assume that Spidey was on some kind of mission.
Maybe he heard that Norman Osborn had infiltrated Walmart and needed to be apprehended before things really got out of control. Either that or maybe he just needed to rehydrate after a whole day of crimefighting. Superheroes need to drink water too, you know, including your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
This Must Be Where She Bought the Meat Outfit
Everybody, even the most famous of the famous, has spent a little bit of time shopping at the local Walmart. Even Lady Gaga – real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – has probably bought a couple of things, even if it was something as simple as some melatonin or hair dye.
Or, maybe this woman is just trying to look as fabulous as Lady Gaga, without realizing that Gaga has an on-call glam squad for it, and this lady doesn't have any of it for this photo. Whatever the case may be, she is displaying a pretty good poker face, which is so Gaga.
Getting Out Will Be a Lot Harder
Shopping carts in big department stores are built to hold one or two kids in the front compartment. They're the perfect space for toddlers or infants, but even some smaller adults might find that they can fit themselves in. That's where this picture comes from.
However, it's going to be a heck of a lot more difficult getting that gal out of the chair than it was getting in, and we bet that wasn't exactly a picnic, either. It doesn't look comfortable sitting in it, either. Really, the entire operation looks like a bad idea from a comfort standpoint, even if the picture is fun.
The Truth Is Revealed
Elvis has not been with us for quite a while now, but a lot of people seem to think he is still out there – he is just hiding. Every once in a while there is a tabloid that says the King of Rock n' Roll was spotted working at a pizza place in Lindsborg, Kansas.
To us, however, it makes perfect sense that he would be spotted at a Walmart. Chintzy, kinda schmaltzy, and fallen out of touch? Sounds just like Elvis the last time he was spotted. Now, are we talking about Walmart or Elvis? Whatever the case, he is still in this building.
A Beary Good Time Shopping
Some people take way too long doing their laundry, which means eventually they'll run out of outfits to wear. Then they might just discover that they're out of dryer sheets or laundry detergent or something like that. What to wear? Guess it will have to be that Halloween costume that you haven't worn in half a decade.
Look, that's our best guess, and it makes just as much sense to us as the truth probably will. There are lots of...fun...outfits that you can spot at Walmart, but this one might just be the beary best. Think he's heading toward the honey?
If We Get Separated, Meet by the Subway
It is not often that people get dressed up to go to Walmart but this couple has pulled out all the stops. Matching shoes, socks, shorts, shirts, and even hats. They wanted to look their best at a place where most people can barely be bothered to put on a pair of socks that match each other.
They look like a family at the water park, wearing matching shirts so nobody gets lost - it's pretty smart when you think about it. Maybe this is what they get excited about. Maybe they have been planning this all week, and this picture caught their grand entrance.
Ready to Make a Getaway
Walmart sells lots of stuff. Food, clothes, shoes, medicine, and sporting equipment are just the tip of the iceberg. Among those sporting equipment are full-size bicycles made for full-size people. If you're grabbing some new socks or a bag of rice and you want to get something to make your daily commute a little easier, Walmart is the place for you to get it.
But how do you carry it with you while you're picking up all your other necessities? Unless you want to carry it on your back, the only solution is to put it in the cart like the rest of your purchases.
Clashing but Also Stylish
If you have to go to Walmart, it's usually because you need to pick up the basics. You're grabbing some milk, some burger buns, and some graham crackers. You aren't going there because you have a free night and you want to have fun. It's really not the kind of place where fun happens.
You might save a buck or two, but you won't enjoy doing it. This guy, for instance, wanted to stay bundled up while stocking up on Special K, and he grabbed his finest plaid in order to do it. He's not even close to the worst-dressed we've seen at a Walmart.
So That's Where They Get It
There are some things that you can only find in Walmart, including this. Whatever this is. A couple of sisters step inside the Walmart dressed as a cow and...we don't even know what the one on the right is supposed to be. A poop emoji, maybe? We know cows like to fertilize the soil a lot, but this is ridiculous!
They get caught – or they stage a photo, and they start yanking on udders. Girls, you know that isn't proper behavior in public. Still, at least these two seem to realize that they're being silly, and that they've done this on purpose.
Looking for the Bear Necessities?
Whenever Halloween comes around, Walmart is ready to make everyone's shopping experiences spooky and in line with the spirit of the festival. There are Jack-o-lanterns everywhere, Halloween decorations up the wazoo, and plenty of candy to stock up on for the trick-or-treats. And even the staff get in on the act.
Of course, they have no choice in the matter. So their enthusiasm (or lack of it) might not always match the extravagance of their costumes. These two store managers can be seen having some small talk while wearing their respective masks, a tiger and a panda. We have a feeling they have done this for a few years already...
Who's the Quack?
What are you supposed to do when you can't find a babysitter for your pet duck? You take him with you to Walmart, obviously. That duck seems incredibly concerned with that woman's choice of cheese. We can just hear him saying, "I told you I don't like that brand, lady."
Walmart has become increasingly better at catering to the widest audience of customers imaginable. So much so, that they are even reaching out now to members of the aviary community. That's right - even ducks like to shop at this superstore from time to time. Not too sure why he needs to be on a leash though - seems pretty chill to us.
Forgot Something?
It's perfectly normal to see many shoppers in Walmart walking around the store with a kid (or two) enjoying a joyride in the shopping cart. After all, they can normally fit quite easily in there, so why not? Of course, the more items you add to the cart, the more urgent it is to take the child out of it.
But in this photo, it appears that the mother might have forgotten that her daughter was still sitting in there, even after filling it to the brim with her groceries. We're not sure if the girl is laughing at how ridiculous this is, or if she is desperately trying to get some air as the bags crush her tiny lungs. We really hope it's the former.
Toilet Paper Train
We all know what it's like to walk out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet stuck to your shoe. But this is a bit hard not to notice. There are some things better left unsaid because really, there is no way to avoid embarrassing this woman if you told her she has a huge piece of toilet paper for a dress train.
Just look at how blissfully unaware she is looking for the right shade of blush. If it wasn't for the safety hazard of this woman tripping on the toilet paper and falling on her face, we'd say it's better for her to go on living her life without ever knowing this happened. But we really hope someone told her.
Mom Doesn't Know When to Stop
We don't know if it was her kids or her husband who had enough, but this woman definitely got on somebody's nerves. Whoever it was that did this is a genius. And absolutely hilarious. Next time don't be so judgmental, Mom. Or you're staying in the clothes section until further notice.
The real story behind this photo is that this lady had a real problem. She couldn't stop buying stuff. Plain and simple. So some vigilantes took it upon themselves to take matters into their own hands and tie her to this pillar. Ultimately, it was the right thing to do.
No One Can Ketchup With Her
Listen, the eye wants what the eye wants. And when you're in Walmart, you're going to see people with some very different tastes from you. There is no denying that Lay's Ketchup Chips are something of an acquired taste. But that doesn't mean that they don't have something of an audience.
Otherwise, they would have stopped producing them a long time ago. We think we might have discovered the biggest fan of this flavor during a recent visit to Walmart. A couple of bags just weren't enough. She needed to empty the entire shelf and even filled her shopping cart with just Ketchup Chips. Now that's impressive.
Satyr Saturday at Walmart
Just when you thought you've seen everything there is to see at Walmart, you run into a satyr at the checkout counter. We know that Walmart is known for having every single item you can imagine, but finding this guy some pants that fit might be a stretch.
Hey, maybe he'll even find some hoof-friendly socks and a pair of shoes to go with them! It seems that in this universe, there are fauns, minotaurs, and other ancient Greek mythological creatures. Walmart is the place where anything is possible; anyone can be found from any dimension, and tragedy and comedy happen all the time.
The New Plague Doctor
Back in the day, when there were terrible pandemics like the Black Death, there was a certain figure called the Plague Doctor. This person would walk around the neighborhoods, trying to attend to people in need. But their most distinctive characteristic was the long, scary-looking mask they would wear.
It was designed in a way to prevent them from inhaling any traces of the bubonic plague, while also having enough air to breathe inside it. They would also have garlic hanging from them, to combat terrible smells. It seems like this guy tried to bring the mask back into fashion during the most recent pandemic. And he wore it in Walmart, of all places.
All Twerk No Play
We assume that the sign at this entrance is referring to the music festival Bonnaroo. This Tennessee event sees thousands upon thousands of music fans flock from all over the country for some fantastic performances. But one popular destination for these fans has to be Walmart. After all, you need all of the bare essentials to be well prepared for your time at the "Roo."
These two ladies appear to be wearing the appropriate uniform for the festival. One of them even seems to be displaying a typical movement that is common now in this corner of the animal kingdom. We believe it's called "twerking."
He's Right
Some messages on hoodies just capture the essence of the person wearing them. And in Walmart, you a bound to learn a lot about the clientele simply based on what it says on their apparel. This guy simply couldn't help himself. Sure a white hoodie is nothing to write home about.
But the message on the back of it...sure, it rhymes. But it is so crude that we need to censor the final word. We'll let you use your imagination to figure out what it says. Just don't start reading it out loud if you see him on the streets.
Filled to the Brim
It's not entirely clear how this car got into such a terrible state. All we know is that it was spotted in a parking lot in Walmart. But we have no idea whether the copious amount of items inside the vehicle were recently bought from Walmart, or if the car was already a huge mess. Whatever the case may be, they definitely don't have enough room to store everything.
Hence why the trunk door is wide open. This guy needs to drive slowly all the way home, just to make sure that nothing falls out. The question is, does he even have room to put his feet on the peddles and steer the car? Or to even sit?
Not the Ideal Place for a Self-Pedicure
While Walmart is primarily a place where people shop, it seems like people use this superstore for many other purposes. Some use it as a place to hang out with friends. Some use it to commit petty crimes. Some use it as a way to exercise (big it's huge). But we don't think we've ever seen someone use a counter in Walmart as a place to sit, until now.
Not only is that guy having a well-earned rest after walking around the store for a few hours, but he also seems to be doing some self-maintenance, specifically on his foot. If this isn't a recipe for a health and safety lawsuit, we don't know what is.
Enough, Grandma
This kid had enough and he's decided to rebel by using his head as a wedge to keep his grandma's shopping cart from moving! Kids hate going grocery shopping, as clearly seen in this photo. And who can blame them? As a kid, you just want the fridge to be stocked at all times, you couldn't care less how it got there.
But this grandma decided to go against all odds and take her grandson to Walmart, and honestly, kudos to this kid for coming up with such a 'creative' solution to his unbearable boredom. We sincerely don't have any problem with this photo.
Guardians of the Walmart Galaxy
Our only explanation for this one is that the raccoon must be the guy's emotional support pet. We don't know that many people though that have raccoons as pets. So we're a little skeptical about this one. The way we look at this photo is as follows. It's like one of those "What If" episodes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
What if Peter Quill decided to move back to Earth after all of his adventures? And, what if he found a way to make Rocket a normal raccoon again and started taking him wherever he went? Yeah, this sounds totally plausible.
Kill Me Now
That's what we imagine the woman in the foreground of this photo is thinking to herself when she got caught on camera in this delightful line while waiting to buy her groceries. Walmart is a platform where some people feel they have cart-blanche to walk around in their swimwear.
Take, the lady in the middle, for example, who casually flaunts all of her stuff as she has a full-blown argument with her boyfriend over the phone. Unless this Walmart is situated next to a beach or a swimming pool, we don't think she has any right to dress this way in a superstore.
Goats Have Rights Too
Here's something you don't expect to see in the 'school supplies' section of Walmart. This woman either has insane separation anxiety when it comes to her goats, couldn't leave them alone because she has bigger animals that could eat them, or didn't wear her glasses and took a goat instead of the dog.
But weirdness aside, it is pretty cute that she's carrying that little goat around in a baby carrier. And the goat doesn't seem bothered at all. The guy is even carrying around a baby bag with a huge milk container for the goat! Seriously, though, we're used to seeing small dogs carried around like babies, little kids on leashes, and even cats walked around like dogs. But this?!
Steer Clear of the Video Game Aisle
Because shopping at Walmart isn't weird enough, this guy just decided to spice things up and dress up as Slender Man to go get his new video game. For those of you who still don't know, Slender Man is a fictional, supernatural character that was created as a creepypasta internet meme.
And this guy just took it way too seriously. Seriously, buddy, the entertainment section is one of the best parts about going to Walmart, don't block the entire video game aisle by just standing there freaking us out! How do you even ask someone like this to get out of your way?
Be Yourself, Even at Walmart
We don't know if this grandpa mistakenly went through his wife's closet and was so distracted he just wore one of her dresses and went out. Or, most likely, this is how this man chooses to dress, and it's important he feels comfortable, even for a small trip to Walmart! And we fully support it!
The hilarious thing about this pic is the guy wearing a cap. We can't figure out why he's in such shock. Because somebody actually snapped a picture of this old man? Or because of his utter surprise at seeing an older man in a dress at Walmart?
Will You Take This Candy Ring?
There are plenty of fabulous spots in the world to propose to someone. It could be in front of the Eiffel Tower, on a tropical beach, or in the countryside. There are so many locations that people would consider to be a romantic place to confirm an engagement. One location that is extremely low down the list has to be Walmart.
We've heard that some people get married at The Mall of America, but to propose to a loved one in Walmart? That's a new one for us. And yet, this guy did just that. He bought a candy ring, got down on one knee, and asked for his girlfriend's hand in marriage...in the garden section, of all places!
A Kodak Moment?
If you are old enough to remember, then you probably recall using Polaroid and disposable cameras, especially from Kodak, to take photos of yourself and loved ones. This led to the phenomenon that whenever there was a great opportunity to take a photo, it would be called a Kodak moment.
Of course, people have since transitioned to using smartphones to take photos, and as a result, we now mainly refer to it as an Instagram moment. And then here is a mom and daughter, getting some photos processed at a Kodak station in Walmart. We have to ask though, what happened to the girl's left leg? It seems to have just disappeared into thin air.
Family Race
In most Walmarts, there is only a limited number of handy carts, which are usually reserved for those who need them the most. Of course, we are referring to those who are disabled or have some kind of impairment for which they require assistance. This person noticed something strange though.
He saw a family of five, seemingly able-bodied people (a husband, wife, and three kids), all riding handy carts around the store. Apparently, two of the three kids had already driven away like a pair of maniacs. Who let this happen? And were they even able to get away with it?
Walking on Milk Bottles
We have a feeling that maybe this guy has spent way too much time in Walmart. Why do we say that? Well, for a start, his legs are milk-white, which tells us that he hasn't exposed himself much to the sun in recent times. So if that's the case, why would you wear shorts and show them off all of a sudden?
Maybe he's going back to Walmart to buy the thing he so desperately needs, some sunscreen. Then, he'll finally be able to justify wearing this summer attire. Just make sure to cake up and cover every single inch of exposed skin. We don't want to see any red patches, y'hear?
The Next Civil War Will Start in Walmart
Walmart is something of a microcosm of the entirety of America. As a result, you are going to see the good, the bad, and the ugly of the country's population. While we won't specify which one this group of folks falls under, they seem to be making some pretty big statement with their uniform.
The Confederate Flag evokes a wide range of opinions and emotions, and we can imagine that this probably got a lot of people talking in the store. But regardless of your political alignment, you have the right to be treated as an equal customer, just like everyone else.
Winging It
In most Walmarts, you can take a break from the intensity of shopping by stepping foot into the food court for a bite to eat. The menu is pretty stacked, with all kinds of pleasant hot dishes. In most cases, you can probably treat yourself to a plate of wings. But what can be frustrating is those customers who decide to take their meal with them and eat it while they continue to walk around the store.
That seems to be what this guy did. But after spending ages looking for a trash can to dump it in, he ultimately gave up. So he just put it on this shelf in the toy section. What a nice surprise for the kids.
Making a Heel Out of It
When shopping in Walmart, there is no guarantee that you're going to be tall enough to reach for that can of beans you really like, which for some reason, has been placed on the very top shelf. It seems like this lady found a way to address that problem. But in doing so, she opened Pandora's Box with the highest of heels.
We don't think we've seen bigger ones in our entire life. While she will be able to reach for anything in the store, including the lightbulbs on the ceiling, how on earth is she supposed to walk around without falling over? This is basically like walking on stilts.
Oops, Wrong Address
It seems like this guy was dropped at the wrong place for that party he was hired for. Listen, we're not going to knock anyone who likes to wear bondage. That's their choice and their preference. Who are we to judge? But if you are going to be wearing that kind of stuff in Walmart, you better have a good reason.
Everyone in the store could hear the sounds of squeaking and creaking from the tight, leather suit this guy was wearing. And the sight was enough for customers to file at least a handful of complaints that day. We hope he found his party eventually.
Skin It to Win It
Obviously, there are laws that prevent people from just walking around naked. This also applies to Walmart. If you were to start looking around for groceries without any clothes on whatsoever, then that would be a pretty serious offense. And while this lady is wearing clothes, it is pretty much the bare minimum.
Sure, her feet a covered, and her female parts too. But the skin-to-no-skin ratio is absolutely off the charts here. And if she thinks that pink hair is going to distract everyone from what's going on beneath it, she's got another thing coming! Surely it's cold in there, right?
Bit of an Over-Correction, Don't You Think?
During the early days of the pandemic, people would go above and beyond to make sure that they were being exposed. After all, there was so much we didn't know. And when we were living in such a mysterious world where the end was nowhere in sight, the lengths that people would go to stay safe were pretty remarkable.
And yet, this shopper at Walmart took things to a whole new level. Not only did they wear a mask, like everyone else at the time, but they also wore some trash bags, which they duct-taped all over their bodies. They ever wore sunglasses indoors to hide their eyes.
A Glitch in the Matrix
Ever felt like you were seeing double? Or maybe you had some weird case of deja vu. Listen, it's perfectly normal to see someone wearing the same shirt as you, or the same pants, or whatever. But to be wearing pretty much the exact same outfit from top to bottom is pretty impressive.
These guys couldn't believe their luck when they noticed that they were a spitting image of each other. Not to mention the fact that they were also both pushing shopping carts side by side. They tried to just play it cool and continue with their groceries. But deep down, they were hysterical.
Tearing it Up on Aisle 5
When you're shopping in Walmart, you can't guarantee that everyone is going to be dressed the way that you would like them to. Some shoppers are going to wear a bit too much for your liking, while others will certainly not wear enough. How can you find the right balance?
What's even worse is that some shoppers don't even notice when their pants have a big rip or tear in them. And it's even more annoying when that tear can be found in extremely short denim shorts, like the ones this woman is wearing. The fact that she's completely oblivious to it makes it even more ridiculous.
Holy Guacamole
It is no secret that you can pretty much get anything at Walmart. This certainly applies in the produce section, where more or less every fruit and vegetable is on display and in abundance. But sometimes, as you stroll down different aisles, you may come across the odd piece of produce that went, how can we put it, astray.
This person was, understandably, left a little dumbfounded when he saw a perfectly good-looking avocado hanging on some kind of hanger. It's clear though that it was meant for this classic food item. We wouldn't buy it anytime soon if we were you.
This Shirt Is Dynamite
To be honest, we really needed to do some research to get this one. While on the surface level, this senior citizen looks like a pretty normal shopper at Walmart, the T-shirt has a whole story behind it. If you have ever seen the cult classic comedy film "Napoleon Dynamite," then you will definitely recognize the T-shirt he's wearing.
Basically, one of the movie's main characters wears this exact same "tee." Why? Because his best friend, called Pedro, happens to be running for class president. It makes you wonder - is this the real-life Napoleon Dynamite? Did he just grow up and continue to wear his iconic attire?
A Nightmare in Walmart
If you have ever seen the film "A Nightmare on Elm Street," you already know the premise. A group of teenagers start getting stalked in their dreams by a terrifying, supernatural being with a glove that has knives for claws. While this guy probably isn't Freddy Krueger (predominantly because he doesn't have the glove), he still has the iconic striped sweater and the hat.
He fits the profile, for sure. You need to hope that cereal boxes don't start trying to kill you and that the aisle starts closing in on you. Just tell the nearest person to pinch you to make sure it's not a dream.
Bobcat Time
In certain parts of America, it's common to see bobcats in the wild. You might be on a hike and boom, there is one of those adorable, albeit pretty intimidating felines. But some crazy people will try to domesticate these bad boys and make them their pets.
While the owner of this bobcat obeyed Walmart's rules and didn't take him in with him, he did keep him on a leash in the back of his pickup truck. Now isn't that just one of the most Walmarty things you have ever seen? This stranger just couldn't help but give this random bobcat a little stroke.
What a Strange Companion
While most pets aren't allowed in Walmart, branches will often let customers bring in their emotional support pets. It seems like this guy's source of emotional support is a lizard. And while this wouldn't be our go-to species for emotional support, he does look pretty cute from this angle.
He looks like he's whispering into his owner's ear, "Hey man, everything's going to be OK. I know you had no choice but to come to this terrible place, but I'm here with you every step of the way." Yeah, that's exactly what he said to him. At least, that's what the guy heard.
It's Fun to Shop at the...W-A-L-M-A-R-T!
Cops also need to shop at Walmart sometimes, you know! Whether they are there to arrest someone or simply to buy some gum, you will often find police officers in this iconic superstore. And while most cops generally dress conventionally, this one was caught well, not with his pants down, but we could have been fooled for a second.
Someone needs to politely go up to this officer and tell him that his shorts are, well, extremely short. The fact that he's also wearing those shades indoors makes it look like is one of the Village People! Maybe he's just on his way to a party.
Oh Deer
While it's Walmart's policy that humans aren't allowed to bring animals into the store, there are no laws against animals from entering of their own volition. With that said, staff have a right and obligation to safely take animals out of the building if they end up in there. Over the years, many birds, dogs, cats, and wild animals, have broken into Walmart.
Sometimes they're looking for food. Other times they just want a warm place to sleep. And sometimes, they just end up in there by accident. Whatever the case might be here, this guy safely apprehended a young fawn before escorting it out of the building.
This is Walmart, Not Target
Listen, there is no denying that the leader of Russia is a divisive figure, to say the very least. But that doesn't mean that we need to urinate on the guy. This customer simply needed to go during his visit to the restroom in Walmart. Then, he discovered a photo of Putin in the urinal.
It was as if someone had deliberately planted him there as some kind of target for the local public. We're sure that some customers would gladly unload on this guy. But just don't tell good ol' Vlad that you did this to his face. We don't want to pee him off too much!
The Strawberries That Broke the Shopping Carts' Back
Usually, staff at Walmart get suspicious when a customer buys a certain assortment of items or too many of the same thing. The reason for this is that they could be using whatever they're buying for nefarious purposes.
And while they didn't suspect that this guy was trying to build some kind of weapon of mass destruction that's fueled by strawberries, they had no idea why he needed so many of the same fruit. Sure, a couple of boxes seems reasonable - but a whole cart of those delicious red fruits? We think this guy is up to something sweet but sinister, nonetheless.
Walm-ART
People can sure get creative in the most unexpected places. And in the parking lots of Walmart, people can really get carried away with their creative impulses. If there are some shopping carts lying around, you can expect someone to either a) steal one, or b) make an abstract sculpture out of a couple of them.
This tower of shopping carts looks like something that someone would be proud of making during their time at Burning Man. We're trying to figure out what this even symbolizes. Is it supposed to represent retail as an empire? We have absolutely no idea.
Amishmart
People often think of the Amish as a community of people who hide themselves from the world and refuse to keep up with the times. While there is a tiny bit of truth to that, this doesn't mean that they completely close themselves off from every wonderful thing. One of the things the Amish people can't resist is Walmart.
But don't expect them to turn up in a car anytime soon. You can tell when an Amish person has decided to show up to this superstore when you see a pair of horses and a carriage tied up to a pole in the parking lot. After all, no pets are allowed, right?
How the Grinch Stole Walmart
There are a couple of figures who are synonymous with all things that are anti-Christmas. Two of these are Ebeneezer Scrooge and the Grinch. Something of an anti-hero, the latter has been in all kinds of films, animated series, and comic cons. And now, this green fella can be seen in superstores like Walmart.
Unlike the Grinch we are familiar with, this one seems pretty friendly, shaking the hand of a fellow customer and displaying an unexpected level of warmth during this festive period. We get the impression that it's a worker in costume trying to make customers feel welcome. This Grinch had a redemption arc!
It's a Lawnmower, Not a Landmower
You can probably tell where this photo was taken based on the vehicle that this customer used to drive to his local Walmart. While we don't know the specific town or state this is in, we imagine it's somewhere in the middle of the country.
But to be perfectly honest, this could have happened anywhere in the US of A. After all, people mow their lawns everywhere. Listen, times are tough. Maybe this guy's only mode of transport is his lawnmower. But if you do decide to use this to get to Walmart, you certainly do need to park it somewhere.
Walmart's New Uniforms?
Usually, the staff at Walmart get to wear uniforms that look pretty respectable. But on this fateful day, and customer laid eyes on one of the workers who seemed to be wearing a garbage bag that had Walmart add-printed on it. We understand that the pay at this superstore has been historically low at times and the staff can get overworked.
But that doesn't mean you have to make them look homeless while they're working their backsides off. It appears that this worker kindly let the customer take a photo of them so they could make some kind of point on social media.
To Walmart...and Beyond
Everyone knows that the story of Toy Story is totally true, right? Aside from the fact that those movies absolutely rule, those toys actually do come to life when no one is looking. This was proven when someone captured a lifesize Woody walking around their local Walmart.
It seems that this toy not only came to life, but it became a giant and was craving some Lucky Charms. It makes you wonder - did Woody just go grocery shopping by himself? Or did Buzz Lightyear and Mr. Potato Head come along for the ride? We heard they might be in Aisle Six.
Equal Opportunity Applies to Mannequins Too
We live in a time when everyone deserves the right to take on any job if they are qualified for it. It shouldn't have anything to do with their background, skin color, race, or religion. With that said, it's only right to give opportunities to those who haven't had the same privilege as others in the past.
Of course, none of this applies as far as this photo is concerned. After all, it's just a mannequin. With that said, we haven't seen that many black people dressed up as Santa Claus. So the fact that one of the first times we've seen it happens to be a black mannequin, seems kind of strange, if we're going to be completely honest.
Something's Off
We don't want to judge too much - but last time we checked, you either need to have reached a certain age where you no longer need to wear a diaper. Or, you have gotten old enough that you're justified to start wearing one again. By the looks of it though, this woman shopping around Walmart doesn't quite qualify as either.
She hasn't been a baby for a long time. And she seems to have many years before she loses complete control of her bathroom habits. Unless she has some kind of medical condition, we would say that this is somewhat unnecessary. At least try to hide it.
Read the Sign, Man
You can tell if someone needs to rethink the way they live based on the way they look. So if you see a man staring down at his own pot belly, wearing just sandals, shorts, and a bra, and sporting the most purple of hair, then he probably shouldn't be hanging out in Walmart anytime soon.
Someone should point him in the direction of the sign above him. It says, "Save money, Live better." And we think this definitely applies to him. He should save his money, eat more healthily, work out a bit more, and invest in some more clothes.
We Found Goldilocks
While rules might apply to the staff of Walmart, customers aren't restricted when it comes to how they dress. More specifically, they can have whatever hairstyle they wish, as long as it doesn't end up in the meat section. This person captured an image of a customer who had let their hair grow just a bit too long.
We're not sure whether to refer to her as Rapunzel or Rapulsive. What's stopping her from tripping on her own hair and landing face-first on the aisle floor? To be honest, this could happen anywhere, not just Walmart. This is a health and safety hasn't waiting to happen.
A Stain on Society
Warning - this image is a little suggestive. Now we're not spelling out what that suspicious stain on the customer's backside could be. We'd hate to jump to conclusions. We just hope that the person who took the photo was breathing through their mouth before they took it.
Unfortunately, because Walmarts are usually so big, it might take a few minutes to find the restroom there. So if you gotta go, then it might have to happen in Aisle 5. If anything, this is Walmart's fart, sorry, we mean fault, for making their stores so darn big! Ok, moving on.
Meat & Greet
Some people work incredibly difficult hours so if they find the time to sit back and relax, they will take it whenever, wherever. This woman was at that point of needing a break and she saw Walmart as the perfect opportunity to take it.
What we're still struggling with here is her decision to cover herself with meat inside the fridge. Of course, everyone is entitled to their own decisions and preferences but this one is just exceptionally bizarre. Look, we love meat as much as the next person, but we don't love it enough to pick it up after a human being slept on it.
An Unlikely Mascot
While service pets or guide pets are permitted in Walmart, bringing a pet into the store is strictly forbidden. But it seems like this guy didn't get the memo when he stepped foot into the superstore. And it wasn't even a typical pet, like a dog or a cat, that he brought in with him.
He had a squirrel on his shoulder. Now, unless that squirrel assists him in getting around the place because he's visually impaired, we'd say this is just as prohibited as anything else. At least the little critter is on a leash, so he won't start looking for nuts anytime soon.
Someone Call Nike!
This is something you don’t see every day. Instead of throwing out a pair of shoes and getting a new pair, this woman decided to turn her sneakers into what we’d like to call sneaker sandals. Or as we like to call them: "Snandals." Yeah, it doesn't really roll off the tongue so well, does it?
Creative? Yes. Sustainable? Definitely. Brave? Indeed. Do we think we will ever be caught dead wearing these? Not if our cold, deceased body has anything to do about it. We respect the effort to think outside the box. But this time dude, you failed on all fronts.
Holy Moly
When you're in the produce section just trying to stock up on fruit and vegetables for the week ahead, the last thing you want to bump into is a crazy-looking woman dressed up as Our Lord and Savior. This poor guy had to deal with just that during his weekly trip to Walmart.
But he should have known that he might have this kind of encounter. Why? Because it was on Good Friday of all days. The woman even wore a robe and painted some fake blood on her to capture the essence of the crucifixion. He should have gone to Church instead.
A Twist of Fate
We would both be lying if we said we never questioned the people who ride around in those electric shopping carts. Of course, people have used them for reasons other than their intended purpose. We actually like it when people are economical with their tools and figure out new ways to use them.
Take a look at this photo because we can not help but laugh. How many of you have stumbled across situations like this one here? If this woman was trying to convince people that she was disabled, she definitely was not doing a good job. Whatever helps, we guess.
Living to Tell the Tail
Thankfully, we're living in a more tolerant society where people are less afraid to be themselves. So if you feel like you are more like a squirrel and less like a human, you should make that clear to the world. In that case, don't be surprised if you see a couple of people walking around Walmart with tails hanging out.
We're not sure if this guy is some kind of squirrel/raccoon/human hybrid. Whatever the case may be, he's still able to walk on two legs and has opposable thumbs. Therefore, we don't think he's made the full transition just yet.
The Real-Life Cookie Monster
There is a serious question that we've been asking ourselves for many years now. And to be honest, we still don't have the answer. Basically, did the Cookie Monster from "Sesame Street" make people all around even more obsessed with cookies? Or was it people's obsession with cookies in the first place that created the Cookie Monster, to begin with?
In short, what came first, the Cookie Monster or the people who are obsessed with cookies? This guy seems to be a strange combination of both. Not only does he idolize the iconic blue character. But he's also buying a lifetime supply of Chips Ahoy! The cut on that top though...
Pushy Child
Is this for punishment or just for fun? Take a look at this child pushing his mom in a shopping cart with her baby. We aren’t one to judge the parenting decisions of others, but we can’t help but question the reasoning behind this.
On one hand, the child may have insisted that the roles reverse, and he pushes his mom around the store. Or, this could just be some questionable parenting. We’ll leave this one up to you guys to decide for yourself. As a parent, it can't just be you doing all the heavy lifting. Your kids need to learn to take on responsibilities from time to time.
A New Kind of Conga
Have you entered Walmart, saw those electric carts plugged into the wall, and just wanted to take one and have some fun around the store? These women decided to do exactly that. It seems like they decided to make the most of their vehicles and start some kind of supermarket conga.
To make things more exciting, they made an electric cart line. While we all must remember that these electric carts are put there for a purpose and that purpose is so they can be used by those who are disabled. With that being said, we can’t help but be a little jealous of these Walmart shenanigans.
Haired to Death
Let's face it - customers at Walmart come in all shapes and sizes and from all different backgrounds. You're just as likely to find a senior citizen rolling down the aisles in a mobility scooter as you are to see a bunch of teenagers playing pranks on poor passersby.
And then you might find people like this young lady, who seem to be struggling to carry all that hair on their shoulders. The man driving passed couldn't take his eyes off the lady, trying to figure out where the hair starts and where it ends. It kind of looks like a lion's mane, if we're going to be completely honest.
Shopping or Hunting?
So many of us consider large cats to be our favorite animals. Whether you're a fan of the classic lion, or more in love with the tigers of India, everyone has a jungle cat they can call their favorite. This guy seems to like the white tiger the most.
But we are very perplexed by the setup of this tiger's head on his back. While he looks for jewelry for his wife, it's unclear if this head is part of his jacket, if it's some kind of weird backpack, or if it's just a peculiar accessory. Another question comes to mind - is this a real tiger head? We sure hope not.
A True Fairytale
This man has taken his unique style to a whole new level with this look. You may be wondering what would cause someone to attach a fox tail to a regular pair of blue jeans and leave their house. We’re not so sure, but we admire his originality.
It takes a lot of courage to wear something out of the box in public. There is also the unlikely scenario where this guy's parents happen to be a human and a raccoon who ended up doing the interspecies cha-cha. But the most likely case is what we previously mentioned. Prosthetic tail it is.
Turtle Power!
At first glance, we had no idea what this guy was supposed to be dressed up as. What could he possibly be doing wearing these extremely tiny, green clothes while strolling down Walmart's stationary equipment aisle? Then we looked over to his shopping cart and it became a whole lot clearer.
He seems to have dressed up as one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, we still have no idea how those four separate words work together. And as far as we can see, this guy is no longer a teenager, he's definitely not a turtle, and he doesn't look anything like a ninja. Maybe he's a mutant of some kind.
That Hair Though
We’re just as amazed as you are. There’s no way these dreadlocks didn’t make it into the Guinness World Book of Records for the world’s longest and thickest dreads. If not, the titleholder may have some serious competition. This style of hair has become more mainstream over the years.
They are not typically the most hygienic, but if you maintain them well, they can look pretty cool. It must have taken this person a lot of time and dedication to grow their dreads this long. To be honest, we are used to seeing a bunch of dreadlocks at once, not just one big, humungous deadlock all alone by itself.
Here's My Card, Just Buy It All
We get it. Shopping can be tiring, especially if you have to head to the store after a day of hard work. The stores are huge, and if you have to buy a lot of things, that can mean upwards of an hour of walking around. We aren't going to blame this guy for jumping into the cart to give his tired body a rest.
Maybe he has some muscular problem that drains his strength as he's waiting for his fellow shopper to pick from between two different t-shirts. Maybe he just wants to take a load off. Hard to do that in a Walmart.
We Feel the Same Way
For adults, shopping is an important task. Food in the cupboard, clothes in the closet, and toilet paper on the roll. Among other things. For kids, however, there is not much to do but wait to go home.
This young shopper has decided to make the best of a bad situation and put one of the new pillows to good use before it even gets out of the store. All in all, she looks pretty comfy. Those shopping carts do not offer much in the way of comfort, so this seems like a good compromise until Mom is done shopping.
Ready to Team Up and Fight Crime
For people who are trying to keep themselves occupied while picking up the necessities at Walmart, big pieces of headgear seem to be a favorite. This pic shows us Scooby-Doo (we are pretty sure, anyway) and an unmistakable Wonder Woman showing off for the camera.
This crime-fighting crew would be a bad guy's greatest nightmare. Scooby and the gang would use their wits, brains, and incredible eating powers to find the true culprit, and then they would call in Wonder Woman to get the danger out of the way and make sure the bad guys pay for what they've done.
The Good Stuff Is in the Back
When it comes to pets, a lot of them can be picky. Cats, in particular, are quite picky when it comes to the kind of food that they eat. That means that you might have to do some hunting to find the food that your fuzzy little friend will chow down on, and that can sometimes mean going to extremes.
While we will not really call climbing into the shelf in a Walmart an extreme, it is still not a very common thing to see. Even in a Walmart. Pet owners will go to every length to please their pets.
Take a Picture Before He Disappears
Ah, the mysterious Walmart Bigfoot. Spotted rarely, and only at those times when there is less foot traffic. He doesn't come out very much at all, but you'll have the best bet finding him in the outdoors department – he seems to appreciate the smell of fertilizer.
This picture is one of the clearest that we've ever come across. He's been doing a little bit of trimming, but he's letting the facial hair grow out. Keep an eye out for this mythical creature the next time you're at a Supercenter, and you might just be able to catch a glimpse.
Too Much of Both
This seems like the kind of shirt that is automatically given to a shopper if they enter a Walmart every day of a single week. While we don't want to visit, it would be interesting to know why someone would print that on a shirt – especially since it seems to be advertising a business of some sort under the main points.
There even appears to be a website. It's too blurry for us to read, but you shouldn't visit that website. We shouldn't, and you shouldn't, and no one else should. But let's get down to brass tacks, people - this T-shirt just sounds funny.
I Am WAY Behind on My Shopping
When a meteor hits and messes up the entire world for an eon, you're going to have to rearrange your schedule. As you can see, some of the animals that were part of the late Cretaceous era have only just been emerging from their homes to stock up on cheap shorts and sandals.
All jokes aside, we worry for the person inside that suit – those things are hot and uncomfortable from personal experience, and walking around a Walmart isn't the most comfortable activity even on a normal day. So this marvelous evolution that our universe has gone through has led us to this moment.
The Beef Boss
It's times like these when you know this photo was taken in America. This immense tube of meat might seem like a lot for someone who goes grocery shopping at Walmart, but if you're getting ready for a big cookout and you need to make sure you don't run out, it's exactly what you should be looking for.
A hundred and sixty ounces is a full ten pounds of beef, even if a lot of that weight will render down during cooking. The packaging might need a little bit of an upgrade, though – not the most attractive sight to see while you're shopping.
I Really Like to Do Laundry
What would a person need with this many containers of Tide pods in their cart? Do they run a laundry service, and this is their way of trying to cut costs or save time? We're not sure. It's more likely, however, that this is just the store trying to get things off the shelves so they can display more merchandise.
Creating a fake cart with a selection of random items that customers might have missed is an old tactic from department stores like Target or Walmart – it gets people to see there might be some other fun stuff to buy.
Not Right for the Melons
There are a lot of things to purchase in a Walmart – everything from snazzy swimsuits to fresh limes, just like the picture shows. Sometimes, however, those two things don't go together. We don't know why this bra has made its new home next to the fresh produce, but there are plenty of possibilities.
Maybe a kid sitting in the cart threw it out just because he could, and his mom didn't notice. Maybe the woman who had picked it up realized it was never going to happen, and she didn't have the energy to bring it all the way back to the swimwear section.
A Sweater Built for Two
One thing you have probably noticed about Walmart – a lot of people shop there. Duh. However, rising rates of obesity have prompted many stores to start selling bigger and bigger clothing – even to the point where two people could fit inside a cable-knit sweater comfortably.
They do stretch a little bit, but still, two whole, full-sized people. Walmart wants to offer something for everybody, and the swelling population means that sizes have to expand to keep up. Or, maybe Walmart now offers clothing that is actually built for two people. There are weirder things in life, that's for sure.
Mom, It Happened Again
No wonder this picture was taken in the diaper aisle – it looks like this kid has a big need for them and lots of them. Even for the cleanest kids, a little bit of spillage will occur from time to time, but this is ridiculous. How much is this kid eating? From the evidence, it's clear: too much.
Of course, a pillow of that size is going to be a comfortable place to park it for some time, at least until middle school. Depending on how big this kid gets, maybe even longer. In the meantime, maybe some fiber would help.
It's Superstore!
Usually, Clark Kent is determined to keep his identity of Superman as a secret. He'll dress up kind of nerdy and then pull out the iconic "S" and the cape when trouble arises. But in an ideal world, he tries to keep things on the down low. On this fateful day though, someone spotted him being a little prouder of his superhero heritage than usual.
This time, he wore the "S" on the back of his suit as he walked around Walmart shopping for groceries. As long as none of the products have kryptonite in the ingredients, we think he'll be just fine.
It's Kinda Hot Out
Kids tend to not like clothes, even if it's cold out. They will shuck their shirts and shorts at a moment's notice if nobody is paying attention to them. Still, you should probably make sure your kids are wearing the right garb for a trip to Walmart, even if you're just playing the games a little bit.
This picture shows us a pair of kids that can not be bothered to even wear pants while they are out with Mom. Of course, the kids will be pumped full of hot shame when they see the pictures after they have grown up.
Whatchu Lookin' at?
One of the nice things about Walmart is there's a ton of stuff there. This means that you can find new products you might want or try out some stuff to see if it works for you. Like a dinosaur costume that's meant for a toddler.
Even if it's meant for a toddler, that doesn't mean that a little gal like this one can't squeeze her way in. She doesn't look all that thrilled with the idea of someone taking her picture while she's wearing this, but that could be because she doesn't want anyone to see her like this.
Will He Live to Tell the Tail?
There comes a time in life when one needs to look at themselves in the mirror and say, "Enough is enough, my hair has grown too long." Because let's face it, hair can get so long that it ends up becoming a safety hazard. And while it's perfectly fine for people to sport ponytails, even in Walmart, they can be way too long.
What's more, is that they can cause you to trip on them, and that's no fun whatsoever. Also, he could use that thing as a weapon, we imagine he could very easily strangle someone with it if he gets angry enough.
Undeniably Walmart
We can think of nothing better. Nothing is more...emblematic of what it's like to be in a Walmart than a wig that was aimed at a trash can but MISSED. Very, very, very close to being absolute garbage, and maybe one of us should just nudge it in there one of these days.
Trashy, yet trying to present itself as perfectly natural. Low quality, yet you only see that once you look closely enough. Clearly not the best choice for almost anything, but it gets the job done if you're running out of time. It's a pretty creepy sight, to be honest.
Ma'am, We've Been Asked to Tell You Something
You are going to see a lot of...unexpected fashion choices at your local Walmart. Everybody goes there every once in a while, even if it's just to pick up quick party supplies. Some people will hit it up wearing whatever they can, just because, well, it is a Walmart. Nobody is dressed up.
Still, maybe this lady should have checked the mirror before she stepped outside. Those color sandals with that color top? Unfortunately, the pants are even more eye-catching, which makes it so nobody can miss the rest of her missteps. It's not the most shocking photo on this list, but it earns its place.
Two Dudes, One Beard
We get it, we really do. Everybody wants to look like Santa Claus, especially when the colder months are approaching. As the mercury drops, people start picking up red caps, fake beards, padded bellies, and black leather boots.
Once you hit December, however, the pickings start to seem a little slim. These two guys have to make do with trading off on a stringy beard that looks more like it's a mop than a bit of facial hair. Maybe they will swap it every other day or something like that because two guys trying to wear one beard never seems like it will be fun.
Just Got Out of Shawshank
You know and we know that there are some memorable outfits to be found on the shoppers at Walmart, but this one just seems ridiculous. This lady for real dressed in a matching top and pants that have horizontal black and white stripes, and even added a matching cap.
In fact, we're pretty sure that there's some kind of name tag or something on the front that looks like a prisoner's number. We're going to go with the idea that this lady is on her way to a Halloween party and wants to pick up some snacks. And you know what? She kinda rocks it.
Shopping in Comfort
Did you know that if you shop online, no one will ever know what you're wearing? People who like to frequent Walmart, for some reason, have forgotten this. Not that this person looks like he or she (it's a little hard to tell) is suffering from their clothing choices.
In fact, it seems like the kind of outfit you wear when you want maximum comfort. A pair of soft slippers, some classic gray sweatpants, and a long, fuzzy housecoat is a great outfit if you are relaxing on the couch, but maybe not for browsing shirts at the store.
Where's the Spaceship?
Some people dress up way too sparkly for Walmart. If you're going to this superstore, a pair of jeans, a T-shirt and a hoody would probably suffice. And yet, many Walmart shoppers seem to be determined to dress as weirdly and as wonderfully as possible, just to get the attention of others. Take this woman, for example.
In what should have been a simple, mundane transaction at the pharmacy there, the staff member was shocked by the strange spacesuit that she seemed to be wearing. All she could think was the following: "If this is what she wears, I wonder what her spaceship looks like!"
This Is How It's Done, People
Most of the time when we talk about outfits that are spotted at a Walmart, we're talking about stuff that belongs in fashion horror magazines. Not this time. No, this swanky gal is dressed to the nines for her weekly shopping. Perfect hair, makeup on point, and an entire outfit that is coordinated with the best of them.
We need to take notes. Best of all – the old lady knows it. She's posing for the camera like she was made for the spotlight. This probably isn't the first time she's given a quick grin to a fan while on a walk.
Making Things More Fun
Shopping is a pretty boring time, depending on who you ask. But many would agree that there is nothing fun to look at, it takes a long time, and you just have to walk up and down the same boring aisles. These boys decided they would keep things interesting by pulling a rare move – the double cart.
One cartful of merchandise is pushed by someone that is in a second cart. You do not see it much these days (or ever), mostly because it requires at least two people who are bored enough to try and pull it off.
Just Don't Stare
A pair of leggings is a pretty common addition to a lot of outfits these days, but there are some that probably shouldn't be common sights. This gal decided skin-tone tights (not her skin tone, but that doesn't help much) were the right thing to wear to a Walmart.
And we expect more than one person did a pretty hefty double-take when they spotted her in the aisles. The specific tone, the creases in the fabric, and the lighting all make it look a little too natural. Maybe she was out buying tights that don't have people reporting her for indecent exposure.
Testing the Goods
Coming around the corner in a Walmart and finding a dad and his daughter napping on a memory foam floor mat isn't normal, even for a Walmart. The backstory behind this one is that a family had just spent a night in their tents, sleeping without anything but a thin layer of tent between the cold, hard ground and their sleeping bags.
Sleeping pads or blow-up mattresses are pricey, so the family wondered if picking up some memory foam from Walmart was a good decision. We don't know about the kid, but Dad seems to think it's the right choice.
Taking Things Back to the Eighties
The mullet was once the hairstyle du jour for men who wanted to be hip and happening, but that time has long since faded (no pun intended). In fact, it's been the good part of four decades since it was remotely a thing. This cool cat, however, isn't prepared to let that decade fade away.
Despite the fact that this bit of hair looks about as natural as a blue mustache, he seems to have no idea that others might be laughing at his coif. The color is all wrong, the layering is obvious, and unless we're mistaken, he has a little ponytail poking out the back of the flow!
This Cowgirl Is Ready to Ride
There are lots of terrible outfits that you'll find at a Walmart, but this isn't one of them. This ensemble needs to be elevated onto a podium for all to see and marvel at. Nobody will ever be able to top this. It shouldn't work – the boots, the overall shorts, the hair. And yet, somehow, it all fits together like a 3D puzzle.
Maybe it's because the boots and the top match. Maybe it's the lack of wrinkles on the top that gives it a smooth appearance. Maybe it's the symmetrical revealing of the fashionable underpants that the overalls provide. Truly a mystery.
Where's the Big Iron on His Hip?
We believe this is called #goals. Just look at this winner: Dusty boots straight from the trail, brown khakis that look like they're on backward, dashing suspenders to prevent slippage, a wide-brimmed hat, and sunglasses to keep the sun out of the eyes. Beautiful.
To top it all off, he adds a black shirt with the word “whatever,” telling you exactly what he thinks about our opinion. This is the kind of guy who has forged his own trail (on an actual horse, probably) his entire life, and he doesn't give a rip if you don't approve. Oh, but we do, Sheriff.
Bag Man
We're not entirely sure why this guy felt the need to cover both his hands and his entire head in plastic bags. One thing's for sure though, he looks absolutely ridiculous. Someone should tell him that putting a plastic bag on your head is a surefire way to suffocate to death.
It kind of defeats the purpose of stocking up on a lifetime supply of water and bananas. He clearly doesn't want to get any germs on his face or hands. And yet, he's happy to expose most of the rest of his body by wearing just some shorts and a tank top.
They See Me Ridin Dirty
One of the best things about Walmart is just how much there is for the shopper. It's really a one-stop shop for almost everything you could need, especially if you're shopping at a Supercenter, which includes a grocery store. This guy, for instance, can stop by and pick up bro t-shirts, backward baseball caps, black jeans, and tiny bikes, all in one convenient place.
You might not exactly be able to drift with training wheels on your ride, but you can still get up to a pretty good clip. Make sure to wear a tiny helmet at the same time, to protect your tiny brain.
A Killer Look
They say you can tell a lot about a person by how they dress. Well, look what we have here. This person figured it was his best bet to hit the local Walmart dressed in, let's be real, not too bad of an outfit. Actually, we love that outfit, it's so much better than most of the outfits we see in Walmart.
There are lots of more unexpected things that you'll come across in the aisles of a Walmart, but this sight is still going to turn a few heads, though we think it's for the better since this is really a killer look. Take notice, Walmart shoppers.
Obviously Shopping for New Shorts
No, it is not the best choice for a guy who wants to look ready for anything, but sometimes you simply do not have any choice. Heck – maybe the guy is not even aware. It could have happened while he was getting out of the car for all we know.
We do not know how that could have happened, but it is still an option. And look – the guy is clearly shopping in the pants department, which means he is probably trying to correct the issue. And once again, far worse has been spotted at your local Walmart.
Take Your Time
Walmart prides itself on giving customers the best shopping experience, and also the quickest. No one wants to waste too much time in a superstore. Usually, they want to buy what they need and get the heck out of there. But there is sometimes the odd person who likes to take their sweet time. While doing so, they will take it upon themselves to buy basically everything in the store.
While it's good for Walmart financially, it's a bit of a nightmare for the checkout staff. Especially at the speed checkout, which customers are only supposed to use for 10 items or less. Based on a quick inspection of this customer's cart, it is clear that she has a little bit more than 10.
The Horror
If there is anything we can learn from this article, it is that some truly horrific things happen in Walmart. Whether it's the trashy things that people do or the unsavory outfits that they where, there is plenty to cringe at and even stare at in horror.
This baby hasn't been in this world for too long. And yet, he finds himself in the belly of the beast that is...Walmart. He has already been exposed to so many terrifying images. One can only imagine that this would scar him for life and have a profound impact on him. Those eyes...
Do As I Say...And Do
Part of the older generation's job is to bestow knowledge and wisdom onto the next generation. When it comes to the code of the streets, drivers are taught to not text and drive. It's irresponsible and can easily lead to all kinds of carnage. And this senior citizen thinks that the same can also apply to those using mobility scooters at Walmart.
He has seen a few nasty accidents on these bad boys in his time and wants future scooter users not to repeat the same mistakes as others. For all we know, he also got into some trouble from his own texting escapades.
Luchadorita!
If you've ever been to Mexico, make sure to check out some wrestling matches involving the iconic Luchadors. These guys are high-flying with their stunts and are best known for their instantly recognizable masks. And the luchadors have also made their way into the American consciousness, with wrestlers like Rey Mysterio making it mainstream in the WWE.
Now, luchadors are being spotted in Walmart, of all places. The latest sighting of a luchador can be seen here. But it's no ordinary luchador. It's a baby one! A toddler, to be more specific. Heck, they even look like a wrestler with those pudgy arms and legs.
Dragging Him Along
Sometimes, it feels like as parents, we are simply moving along and dragging our kids with us from one place to the next. They can be quite stubborn, you see. They don't always want to go where you want to. So you have no choice but to tie them up (almost like a dog), and keep on going.
That's exactly what this dad did while navigating his way through Walmart in a mobility scooter. He tied his kid's feet to the bottom of it and just kept driving along. The kid didn't seem to be too bothered about it and actually found it quite relaxing.
A New Kind of Piggy Back
Sure, we thought we saw it all at Walmart. There's the kid being transported around in a shopping cart, there's the kid being dragged along the floor. But we never thought we'd see a kid getting piggyback from their parent, while they were using a mobility scooter.
We can only imagine that this must be really fun for the kid. With that said, he could probably do with having some kind of piggyback-friendly seatbelt so that he doesn't fall backward and crack his skull. Whenever that kind of thing happens, the kid is often completely changed as a result. So yeah, seatbelt, please.
Walmart Wrestling Entertainment
We're not going to lie. Wrestling has become quite the magnet for trashy clientele. While there is nothing wrong with wrestling, in theory, wrestling entertainment is a bit of a hoax that millions of people are simply suckers for. Sure, it's fun to watch, but it's not real!
Walmart hosts its own wrestling matches from time to time. That's right, you can be shopping for groceries, clothes, and everything else, and enjoy a contest between Doug Austin and Jimmy Michaels to see who will come out on top. Just don't expect The Rock to be booked for a match anytime soon.
Power Nap, Anyone?
While Walmart is typically a place where people come to do their grocery shopping, it serves other purposes too. For example, during the hotter months of the year, it can be a pretty nice place to come and enjoy the cooler temperatures.
What's more, is that many customers have been spotted over the year getting some much-needed shut-eye. But this might be taking things a bit too far. We can't imagine a shopping cart being a particularly comfortable place to sleep. There aren't any cushions and it's pretty cagey. Not to mention the fact that it's probably terrible for the back as well.
You're Mine
So yeah, Walmart generally doesn't want people bringing their dogs into the store. But they never said anything about bringing your human pet in with you. This guy seems to treat his girlfriend the exact same way he would treat his canine friends, putting her on some kind of leash and dragging her around the store with him.
He seems to have no regrets either, as he drinks some kind of juice carton. And it doesn't look like she has too many problems being chained to him either. As a matter of fact, she looks pretty comfortable and dare we say, happy.
We Couldn't Hair Less
First and foremost, we have to mention the elephant in the room here. Doesn't this just look like Wesley Snipes wearing a huge wig while shopping at Walmart? It probably isn't. But we really needed to point that out because it was driving us crazy.
The more likely answer is that it's just some random woman who happens to be wearing a wig that is double, maybe even triple the size that it should be. This is nothing new in this part of the world. Many customers of Walmart don't really understand proportion when it comes to how they dress.