Walking on Milk Bottles
We have a feeling that maybe this guy has spent way too much time in Walmart. Why do we say that? Well, for a start, his legs are milk-white, which tells us that he hasn’t exposed himself much to the sun in recent times. So if that’s the case, why would you wear shorts and show them off all of a sudden?
Maybe he’s going back to Walmart to buy the thing he so desperately needs, some sunscreen. Then, he’ll finally be able to justify wearing this summer attire. Just make sure to cake up and cover every single inch of exposed skin. We don’t want to see any red patches, y’hear?
A Kodak Moment?
If you are old enough to remember, then you probably recall using Polaroid and disposable cameras, especially from Kodak, to take photos of yourself and loved ones. This led to the phenomenon that whenever there was a great opportunity to take a photo, it would be called a Kodak moment.
Of course, people have since transitioned to using smartphones to take photos, and as a result, we now mainly refer to it as an Instagram moment. And then here is a mom and daughter, getting some photos processed at a Kodak station in Walmart. We have to ask though, what happened to the girl's left leg? It seems to have just disappeared into thin air.
Family Race
In most Walmarts, there is only a limited number of handy carts, which are usually reserved for those who need them the most. Of course, we are referring to those who are disabled or have some kind of impairment for which they require assistance. This person noticed something strange though.
He saw a family of five, seemingly able-bodied people (a husband, wife, and three kids), all riding handy carts around the store. Apparently, two of the three kids had already driven away like a pair of maniacs. Who let this happen? And were they even able to get away with it?
The Next Civil War Will Start in Walmart
Walmart is something of a microcosm of the entirety of America. As a result, you are going to see the good, the bad, and the ugly of the country's population. While we won't specify which one this group of folks falls under, they seem to be making some pretty big statement with their uniform.
The Confederate Flag evokes a wide range of opinions and emotions, and we can imagine that this probably got a lot of people talking in the store. But regardless of your political alignment, you have the right to be treated as an equal customer, just like everyone else.
Winging It
In most Walmarts, you can take a break from the intensity of shopping by stepping foot into the food court for a bite to eat. The menu is pretty stacked, with all kinds of pleasant hot dishes. In most cases, you can probably treat yourself to a plate of wings. But what can be frustrating is those customers who decide to take their meal with them and eat it while they continue to walk around the store.
That seems to be what this guy did. But after spending ages looking for a trash can to dump it in, he ultimately gave up. So he just put it on this shelf in the toy section. What a nice surprise for the kids.