Making a Heel Out of It
When shopping in Walmart, there is no guarantee that you’re going to be tall enough to reach for that can of beans you really like, which for some reason, has been placed on the very top shelf. It seems like this lady found a way to address that problem. But in doing so, she opened Pandora’s Box with the highest of heels.
We don’t think we’ve seen bigger ones in our entire life. While she will be able to reach for anything in the store, including the lightbulbs on the ceiling, how on earth is she supposed to walk around without falling over? This is basically like walking on stilts.
The Next Civil War Will Start in Walmart
Walmart is something of a microcosm of the entirety of America. As a result, you are going to see the good, the bad, and the ugly of the country's population. While we won't specify which one this group of folks falls under, they seem to be making some pretty big statement with their uniform.
The Confederate Flag evokes a wide range of opinions and emotions, and we can imagine that this probably got a lot of people talking in the store. But regardless of your political alignment, you have the right to be treated as an equal customer, just like everyone else.
Winging It
In most Walmarts, you can take a break from the intensity of shopping by stepping foot into the food court for a bite to eat. The menu is pretty stacked, with all kinds of pleasant hot dishes. In most cases, you can probably treat yourself to a plate of wings. But what can be frustrating is those customers who decide to take their meal with them and eat it while they continue to walk around the store.
That seems to be what this guy did. But after spending ages looking for a trash can to dump it in, he ultimately gave up. So he just put it on this shelf in the toy section. What a nice surprise for the kids.
Oops, Wrong Address
It seems like this guy was dropped at the wrong place for that party he was hired for. Listen, we're not going to knock anyone who likes to wear bondage. That's their choice and their preference. Who are we to judge? But if you are going to be wearing that kind of stuff in Walmart, you better have a good reason.
Everyone in the store could hear the sounds of squeaking and creaking from the tight, leather suit this guy was wearing. And the sight was enough for customers to file at least a handful of complaints that day. We hope he found his party eventually.
Skin It to Win It
Obviously, there are laws that prevent people from just walking around naked. This also applies to Walmart. If you were to start looking around for groceries without any clothes on whatsoever, then that would be a pretty serious offense. And while this lady is wearing clothes, it is pretty much the bare minimum.
Sure, her feet a covered, and her female parts too. But the skin-to-no-skin ratio is absolutely off the charts here. And if she thinks that pink hair is going to distract everyone from what's going on beneath it, she's got another thing coming! Surely it's cold in there, right?