Holy Moly
When you’re in the produce section just trying to stock up on fruit and vegetables for the week ahead, the last thing you want to bump into is a crazy-looking woman dressed up as Our Lord and Savior. This poor guy had to deal with just that during his weekly trip to Walmart.
But he should have known that he might have this kind of encounter. Why? Because it was on Good Friday of all days. The woman even wore a robe and painted some fake blood on her to capture the essence of the crucifixion. He should have gone to Church instead.
An Unlikely Mascot
While service pets or guide pets are permitted in Walmart, bringing a pet into the store is strictly forbidden. But it seems like this guy didn't get the memo when he stepped foot into the superstore. And it wasn't even a typical pet, like a dog or a cat, that he brought in with him.
He had a squirrel on his shoulder. Now, unless that squirrel assists him in getting around the place because he's visually impaired, we'd say this is just as prohibited as anything else. At least the little critter is on a leash, so he won't start looking for nuts anytime soon.
Someone Call Nike!
This is something you don’t see every day. Instead of throwing out a pair of shoes and getting a new pair, this woman decided to turn her sneakers into what we’d like to call sneaker sandals. Or as we like to call them: "Snandals." Yeah, it doesn't really roll off the tongue so well, does it?
Creative? Yes. Sustainable? Definitely. Brave? Indeed. Do we think we will ever be caught dead wearing these? Not if our cold, deceased body has anything to do about it. We respect the effort to think outside the box. But this time dude, you failed on all fronts.
A Twist of Fate
We would both be lying if we said we never questioned the people who ride around in those electric shopping carts. Of course, people have used them for reasons other than their intended purpose. We actually like it when people are economical with their tools and figure out new ways to use them.
Take a look at this photo because we can not help but laugh. How many of you have stumbled across situations like this one here? If this woman was trying to convince people that she was disabled, she definitely was not doing a good job. Whatever helps, we guess.
Living to Tell the Tail
Thankfully, we're living in a more tolerant society where people are less afraid to be themselves. So if you feel like you are more like a squirrel and less like a human, you should make that clear to the world. In that case, don't be surprised if you see a couple of people walking around Walmart with tails hanging out.
We're not sure if this guy is some kind of squirrel/raccoon/human hybrid. Whatever the case may be, he's still able to walk on two legs and has opposable thumbs. Therefore, we don't think he's made the full transition just yet.