The human variety that needs to pick up the occasional item from Walmart contains some bizarre specimens, as you’ve seen in our previous two installments of this article. However, you should never underestimate the human ability to out-weird the weird. (Or our ability to give you another article about topics you obviously can’t get enough of.)
Sometimes You Just Want to Be Comfortable
Lots of people have busy lives these days, which means you don't always have time to coordinate an outfit that looks good. So, pressured to get in the car by your family or the clock, you just throw on whatever you have lying around. That's why the unspoken uniform of your local Walmart almost certainly includes socks with sandals.
We can not deny that it's a comfortable way to travel, especially if the weather flips on a dime, like in some places. Then again, if you're trying to look good during your shopping, maybe stay away from this specific combination.
Spotted at a Walmart Under the Sea
Honestly, even if she did just put it on for a quick pic while she and her friend were shopping for new flip-flops, a Spongebob Squarepants hat helmet thing is hardly the worst outfit that you will see this year. How good was that animated series? Seriously...
Still, Walmart is the place to try out different fashion statements to see which one fits the bill. The key is to look better than the other people in the store, feel weirder, and then own it anyway. We don't know if this absorbent yellow look is what will make it on the cover of the next “Vogue,” though.
He Has a Lot of Candy to Pick Up
You don't always walk into a Walmart and expect to find a mythical creature, but this woman did. She bumped into none other than the Easter bunny, who was out stocking up for his Sunday runs in the spring. He's decked out in a checkerboard top hat, a pair of bunny glasses, a fuzzy snout, and a necklace with plastic eggs – all classic stuff.
However, he's updated for the modern era, and now also sports a pastel, paisley vest, and a matching tie. Guy has to look good – he's got a lot of kids looking up to him.
Time for Some Flavorful Candy
So there you are in the candy aisle in Walmart, looking to pick up some M&Ms for the weekend, and you run into famous rapper and clock enthusiast Flava Flav. What else to do but ask him to snap a pic with a colorful, sweet background? There's nothing else.
We're pretty sure that's Flava Flav, at least. It could just be an older black guy who happens to have the exact same sense of style. We bet there are a couple of people out there that look just like him, just based on statistics. We hope this guy asked him his favorite flavor of candy.
This Must Be Where She Bought the Meat Outfit
Everybody, even the most famous of the famous, has spent a little bit of time shopping at the local Walmart. Even Lady Gaga – real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta – has probably bought a couple of things, even if it was something as simple as some melatonin or hair dye.
Or, maybe this woman is just trying to look as fabulous as Lady Gaga, without realizing that Gaga has an on-call glam squad for it, and this lady doesn't have any of it for this photo. Whatever the case may be, she is displaying a pretty good poker face, which is so Gaga.
Getting Out Will Be a Lot Harder
Shopping carts in big department stores are built to hold one or two kids in the front compartment. They're the perfect space for toddlers or infants, but even some smaller adults might find that they can fit themselves in. That's where this picture comes from.
However, it's going to be a heck of a lot more difficult getting that gal out of the chair than it was getting in, and we bet that wasn't exactly a picnic, either. It doesn't look comfortable sitting in it, either. Really, the entire operation looks like a bad idea from a comfort standpoint, even if the picture is fun.
The Truth Is Revealed
Elvis has not been with us for quite a while now, but a lot of people seem to think he is still out there – he is just hiding. Every once in a while there is a tabloid that says the King of Rock n' Roll was spotted working at a pizza place in Lindsborg, Kansas.
To us, however, it makes perfect sense that he would be spotted at a Walmart. Chintzy, kinda schmaltzy, and fallen out of touch? Sounds just like Elvis the last time he was spotted. Now, are we talking about Walmart or Elvis? Whatever the case, he is still in this building.
A Beary Good Time Shopping
Some people take way too long doing their laundry, which means eventually they'll run out of outfits to wear. Then they might just discover that they're out of dryer sheets or laundry detergent or something like that. What to wear? Guess it will have to be that Halloween costume that you haven't worn in half a decade.
Look, that's our best guess, and it makes just as much sense to us as the truth probably will. There are lots of...fun...outfits that you can spot at Walmart, but this one might just be the beary best. Think he's heading toward the honey?
If We Get Separated, Meet by the Subway
It is not often that people get dressed up to go to Walmart but this couple has pulled out all the stops. Matching shoes, socks, shorts, shirts, and even hats. They wanted to look their best at a place where most people can barely be bothered to put on a pair of socks that match each other.
They look like a family at the water park, wearing matching shirts so nobody gets lost - it's pretty smart when you think about it. Maybe this is what they get excited about. Maybe they have been planning this all week, and this picture caught their grand entrance.
Ready to Make a Getaway
Walmart sells lots of stuff. Food, clothes, shoes, medicine, and sporting equipment are just the tip of the iceberg. Among that sporting equipment are full-size bicycles made for full-size people. If you're grabbing some new socks or a bag of rice and you want to get something to make your daily commute a little easier, Walmart is the place for you to get it.
But how do you carry it with you while you're picking up all your other necessities? Unless you want to carry it on your back, the only solution is to put it in the cart like the rest of your purchases.
Clashing but Also Stylish
If you have to go to Walmart, it's usually because you need to pick up the basics. You're grabbing some milk, some burger buns, and some graham crackers. You aren't going there because you have a free night and you want to have fun. It's really not the kind of place where fun happens.
You might save a buck or two, but you won't enjoy doing it. This guy, for instance, wanted to stay bundled up while stocking up on Special K, and he grabbed his finest plaid in order to do it. He's not even close to the worst-dressed we've seen at a Walmart.
So That's Where They Get It
There are some things that you can only find in Walmart, including this. Whatever this is. A couple of sisters step inside the Walmart dressed as a cow and...we don't even know what the one on the right is supposed to be. A poop emoji, maybe? We know cows like to fertilize the soil a lot, but this is ridiculous!
They get caught – or they stage a photo, and they start yanking on udders. Girls, you know that isn't proper behavior in public. Still, at least these two seem to realize that they're being silly, and they've done this on purpose.
Like a Boss
We are sure this man made more than a few people smile - he just went shopping with his entire home, complete with his mugs, his Captain America bag, and a flower ceiling. Everything but the kitchen sink, in fact. This man needs a Ph.D. in decorating electronic wheelchairs.
And hey, we get it, nothing says home like a green robot, some flags, and a stuffed animal parrot. But looks a little deeper. It seems that this guy has built for himself his very own house on wheels. He pretty much has everything he needs to navigate the treacherous aisles of Walmart.
Who's the Quack?
What are you supposed to do when you can't find a babysitter for your pet duck? You take him with you to Walmart, obviously. That duck seems incredibly concerned with that woman's choice of cheese. We can just hear him saying, "I told you I don't like that brand, lady."
Walmart has become increasingly better at catering to the widest audience of customers imaginable. So much so, that they are even reaching out now to members of the aviary community. That's right - even ducks like to shop at this superstore from time to time. Not too sure why he needs to be on a leash though - seems pretty chill to us.
The Bad Element
This guy is officially the winner of our list. This is the most hilarious, and appalling, rendition of "The Fifth Element" we've ever seen. Who said you need more than a mop, dad briefs, and some duct tape to look like Leeloo? But then we thought of something else.
Maybe this guy invented a completely knew superhero. He's call Mop Man, and his superpower is that he can clean anything in an instant. Pretty neat, right? We don't know what kind of Halloween party this guy or his blue alien friend were coming from, but we'd love to meet them.
Toilet Paper Train
We all know what it's like to walk out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet stuck to your shoe. But this is a bit hard not to notice. There are some things better left unsaid because really, there is no way to avoid embarrassing this woman if you told her she has a huge piece of toilet paper for a dress train.
Just look at how blissfully unaware she is looking for the right shade of blush. If it wasn't for the safety hazard of this woman tripping on the toilet paper and falling on her face, we'd say it's better for her to go on living her life without ever knowing this happened. But we really hope someone told her.
Mom Doesn't Know When to Stop
We don't know if it was her kids or her husband that had enough, but this woman definitely got on somebody's nerves. Whoever it was that did this is a genius. And absolutely hilarious. Next time don't be so judgmental, mom. Or you're staying in the clothes section until further notice.
The real story behind this photo is that this lady had a real problem. She couldn't stop buying stuff. Plain and simple. So some vigilantes took it upon themselves to take matters into their own hands and tie her to this pillar. Ultimately, it was the right thing to do.
The Diaper Tutu
Countries should really learn from Walmart - become a place where everybody's welcome, no matter how weird they are. It truly is a beautiful thing that this man can waltz into a store wearing a kid's ballerina tutu and a diaper underneath, and have no thoughts in his mind other than what size purple bucket to buy.
Although, we are kind of hoping this man was just doing a dare. But there is always the chance that this is just how he likes to dress. If that's the case, go you dude. Wear what makes you feel comfortable and don't let anyone bring you down. Because Walmart loves you.
Satyr Saturday at Walmart
Just when you thought you've seen everything there is to see at Walmart, you run into a satyr at the checkout counter. We know that Walmart is known for having every single item you can imagine, but finding this guy some pants that fit might be a stretch.
Hey, maybe he'll even find some hoof-friendly socks and a pair of shoes to go with them! It seems that in this universe, there are fauns, minotaurs, and other ancient Greek mythological creatures. Walmart, is the place where anything is possible; anyone can be found from any dimension, and tragedy and comedy happen all the time.
I Feel Pretty
People like this man are what make our trips to Walmart so delightful. Just imagine you're browsing casually for a new Blu-ray and you cross paths with this fierce-looking, plaid-loving character. This man means business, and there's no way he's going to get caught anywhere not looking fabulous!
This guy not only color-combined his shorts with his long-sleeved shirt, but he also added a black leather belt with a shiny buckle, some cool sunglasses, and a quirky hat. And he decided to make things a little sexier by showing off his entire stomach; he's even posing for the photo! You go, guy!
Way Too Hot
Didn't you know that Walmart's 'electronics' section is famously hot? This woman does, and she's serious about a new TV. She's doing the proper research before purchasing, and she's not going to let the heat distract her from her goal.
Perhaps this woman is having hot flashes and decided that her age is not going to keep her from her regular activities - like shopping. Or, maybe, the heat outside was just too unbearable so she just decided to take off her shirt and go into Walmart's AC. And hey, Walmart is known for letting anyone (and anything) into its stores. No dress code needed.
A New Fashion Trend
As much as we would like to chuck this up to being 'forgetful' or 'spacey,' there really is no way you can unintentionally go out wearing underwear over your pants. Maybe this woman was so distracted she thought she was putting on a skirt to add a little something to the plaid pants.
Either that or she is actually trying to start a new fashion trend — which we really don't see happening. Then again, if hammer pants can become a trend, why can't this? What is this, some kind of inside-out universe that no one has told us about?
The Cowboy That Went Too Far
We're going to choose to believe that this guy just stepped out of a Christmas party and went to Walmart after his wife asked him for some extra ornaments. And this was obviously a costume party, in which this man decided to be funny and dress as a psychopathic cowboy with lassos for shoes.
Or maybe we just have to face the fact that this man is actually insane enough to buy and wear those shoes. In fact, maybe he is looking for some ornaments to decorate them. They sure could use something to make them stand out. Guess what? He left that store totally undecided.
Sam Eagle Goes Shopping
Apparently, the cast of 'The Muppets' decided to make a pit stop at Walmart, and Sam Eagle was the first to get out. We don't know if he's intentionally growing his neck hair (which is unsettling enough as it is), or if he just hasn't had access to a mirror in the last decade.
But we seriously hope he's heading straight to the 'toiletries' aisle to get a razor and some shaving cream! We are used to seeing men growing hair on their head and face, so this comes as a bit of a culture shock, if we're going to be completely honest.
Enough, Grandma
This kid had enough and he's decided to rebel by using his head as a wedge to keep his grandma's shopping cart from moving! Kids hate going grocery shopping, as clearly seen in this photo. And who can blame them? As a kid, you just want the fridge to be stocked at all times, you couldn't care less how it got there.
But this grandma decided to go against all odds and take her grandson to Walmart, and honestly, kudos to this kid for coming up with such a 'creative' solution to his unbearable boredom. We sincerely don't have any problem with this photo.
Mr. Fox Goes to Walmart
What else were you expecting to see at the 'nail care' aisle in Walmart? Maybe the guy was at a serious cosplay party with his friends, when he realized he felt like a midnight snack. Or maybe this is just how Mr. Fox does his shopping, to avoid anybody approaching him and asking any annoying questions like, "do you know where the diet water bottles are?"
You have to hand it to this guy - if he was going for the whole Tanooki Mario theme (a raccoon version of Super Mario), he totally nailed it. But the furry, stuffed animal he's carrying? Yeah, that's a little bit much, pal.
Ever Heard of Scissors?
There is nothing more beautiful than healthy, long, shiny locks. But not when it becomes a safety hazard. If this woman spends one more week without a haircut, those locks are going to reach her feet and start tripping her over. Not to mention the countless things that hair could easily get caught on - wheels, shelves, fans!
And while this is definitely one of the less bizarre situations we've encountered at Walmart, it is still quite a sight to see. Surely somebody at Walmart has the number for a good hairdresser! Clearly, this girl has been through a lot in her life.
Goats Have Rights Too
Here's something you don't expect to see in the 'school supplies' section of Walmart. This woman either has insane separation anxiety when it comes to her goats, couldn't leave it alone because she has bigger animals that could eat it, or didn't wear her glasses and took a goat instead of the dog.
But weirdness aside, it is pretty cute that she's carrying that little goat around in a baby carrier. And the goat doesn't seem bothered at all. The guy is even carrying around a baby bag with a huge milk container for the goat! Seriously, though, we're used to seeing small dogs carried around like babies, little kids on leashes, and even cats walked around like dogs. But this?!
Steer Clear of the Video Game Aisle
Because shopping at Walmart isn't weird enough, this guy just decided to spice things up and dress up as Slender Man to go get his new video game. For those of you who still don't know, Slender Man is a fictional, supernatural character that was created as a creepypasta internet meme.
And this guy just took it way too seriously. Seriously, buddy, the entertainment section is one of the best parts about going to Walmart, don't block the entire video game aisle by just standing there freaking us out! How do you even ask someone like this to get out of your way?
Be Yourself, Even at Walmart
We don't know if this grandpa mistakenly went through his wife's closet and was so distracted he just wore one of her dresses and went out. Or, most likely, this is how this man chooses to dress, and it's important he feels comfortable, even for a small trip to Walmart! And we fully support it!
The hilarious thing about this pic is the guy wearing a cap. We can't figure out why he's in such shock. Because somebody actually snapped a picture of this old man? Or because of his utter surprise at seeing an older man in a dress at Walmart?
The Leopard Print Dungeon Master
It looks like this guy was on his way to some sort of 'Dungeons & Dragons' comic-con event. Or maybe he just felt like dressing up for his Walmart shopping that day. However, you have to give credit to this guy for the hilarious fashion mix-up he has going on.
From the upper half of his body, he looks like a dungeon master, complete with chains and what seems to be wooden doll arms attached to his arm (better not ask why). But if you were to look at the lower half of his body, you'd think this guy was aiming at a makeshift costume from 'Cats' - complete with a sexy leopard print skirt and high, black leather boots.
Motivation Is Key
Many people suffer privately and openly about having body dysmorphic disorder and that’s something that no one should joke about. What we will say is there have been many times when we’ve walked through the doors of Walmart and have seen people in clothing that is not flattering to their body type.
All we will say here is that it’s important to love your body and take care of it as it is the only one you will ever have. And we will stand by that message until the end of time, because if these photos teach us anything - Walmart is one of the most inclusive places in the world.
Dressing Up Because Why Not?
Some people don’t believe in dressing down for any occasion, and this woman is one of them. She needed to make a quick run to Walmart to pick up some supplies but refused to be seen without a full face of makeup, a blowout, and a fancy dress.
You really never know who you are going to run into in Walmart. Maybe her Prince Charming was there. If so, she needed to look the part. It’s no surprise that her outfit went viral after this picture was taken. This is another photo for the books that could absolutely be meme-worthy.
Double Standards
We’re not really sure what is going on here. Some may laugh, and some may be really grossed out. Either way, we were not expecting to see this when this guy lifted up his shirt. As it turns out, this guy’s T-shirt, which reads: “smooth talker, straight shooter,” was not really the reality.
In fact, his undergarments suggested quite the contrary. After leaving Walmart to go and pump some gas, he wasn’t leaving much to the imagination, but we can’t help but wonder why he wouldn’t just leave his shirt down. This is a question we never got the answer to.
Mascots Shop Too
You can always find the strangest items at Walmart. This funny family decided it would make a great picture to put all these animal heads on their heads and post it online for the world to see. It caught the attention of many. Look how many kids are in the picture!
The dad thought it’d make a great holiday Christmas card, but we think it might be better suited for Halloween. To be fair, it is a bit of an odd bunch of masks to choose from. After all, the only thing they have in common is the fact that they're all mammals.
Quick Stop Before the Big Event
Party planning is so hectic! It’s not uncommon that you will miss a few items as you’re setting everything up so a trip to Walmart is usually in order at some point. This man’s wife sent him to the store to pick up some iced tea that she had forgotten to get herself the day before.
He wasn’t thrilled to have to run to the store in this outfit and we can understand why. For a second there, we assumed this guy was wearing a kilt and on his way to some kind of Scottish event. But there will be no bagpipes playing wherever he's heading to, especially with those tights.
Her Favorite Color Is...
Everyone has a favorite color, but some people take it to the extreme. This woman is guilty of that as she covered her body in blue from head to toe. She even went as far as going to wear a blue wig to match the whole outfit. Here she is seen buying blue toys for what looks like her dog or her cat.
The employees at Walmart named her the “blue lady” for obvious reasons. Did someone get stuck in Walmart on their way to the annual Smurfcon? Apparently, it's in Minnesota this year. It's going to be cold, so make sure to wear all the blue garments you have in your closet.
Mr. Valentine
Love has no limits and this photo has proven that Cupid will travel to the most mundane of places! This guy wanted to spread the love as Valentine’s Day was approaching and chose to target Walmart as his latest location to help people find their love match.
His outfit consists of sparkly heart antennae, angel wings, and heart glasses. This was the perfect outfit to get people ready for the season of love. He clearly wears his heart on his sleeve, and how cute is that? Final theory: this guy is auditioning for Cupid in a Valentine's Day play that is happening at Walmart, of all places.
A New Type of Mohawk
We love a woman who just doesn’t give a heck about going out in public without any makeup and with her hair not done. At least not done yet. All women know the struggle of keeping hair rollers in their hair to achieve those perfect curls for any occasion!
We know, it looks bizarre, but beauty does not always look beautiful at first. These things take time! And, more importantly, you can't just expect to stay at home while you wait for curls to show up on your head. Life keeps going, and you need to go to Walmart anyway!
Caught With His Pants Down!
We don’t know what’s going on with the people in Walmart thinking it’s okay to take their pants off in the middle of the store for everyone to see. We don’t understand what’s so difficult about going over to the designated fitting rooms instead of undressing in the middle of the aisle.
Especially when there are usually children in the store. It looks like this man is wearing some type of nightgown and is not happy with how it looks. But now that we look a little closer, it seems like the guy is pretty upset. Maybe someone pulled down his pants by surprise.
Proud Pronouns
Being politically correct nowadays can be incredibly difficult. This man was clearly fed up with people referring to him as the wrong gender. He took things into his own hands and made a sign to tape to his back. It’s perfectly clear that he would like to be referred to as a she.
We are thrilled that more and more people feel comfortable coming out and going against what society tells them they should be. There's also the chance that a bunch of immature kids pranked this kind, honest worker by sticking this sign on his back without him knowing anything about it.
Life’s a Struggle
There is obviously some truth behind the saying, “shop til ya drop!” There’s no denying that shopping can be absolutely draining and exhausting. This man was absolutely exhausted from the shopping trip he went on. It’s no wonder that he laid down the second he saw an empty bench.
Sometimes a power nap in the middle of Walmart is what this guy needed. After all, these superstores tend to be gigantic; it only makes sense that they put benches around the places. All of that walking can do a lot of damage to a person. And someone, get him a gallon of Coca-Cola for when he wakes up!
Daddy Long Legs
Is it just awesome how members of the human race all come in different shapes and sizes. But that's not the only interesting conclusion we can draw from the following photo. We also love people who love the skin they’re in and feel comfortable enough to express themselves.
This is exactly what we're talking about. It’s not always easiest to show off parts of ourselves that we feel proud of because we feel that we may be judged in a negative way. This guy is totally feeling himself in his skirt and heels and we are here for it! You go girl!
Cupping Therapy on a Budget
Are you wondering, what the heck? Yeah, us too. We’re not entirely sure what triggered these people or anyone to do this, but it seems like it's a trend that's catching on. People find themselves at Walmart, go to the aisle with all the plungers, stick them to their bodies and take a picture of it to share with the internet.
It’s almost as weird as the people eating the Tide Pods. To be honest, we don't really remember this fad ever happening at all. Maybe if we type in "#walmartplungers" on Instagram and see what results come up, we'll have a better idea what all the fuss was about.
Blending in the Crowd
What do people wear when they want to blend in and not be seen? Camo of course! This couple looks like they wanted to step into Walmart to play some video games for free instead of buying the game for their home.
Maybe they thought they wouldn’t get caught if they both wore camo. We will give them an A for effort on the outfit choice, but maybe an F for the poor choice of a date night idea. Either that, or they are both serving in the military and are doing some combat training on "Halo," or whatever military-themed game is fashionable these days.
These Jorts Were Made for Wearing
We like to call this look, “athleisure” to a degree. It looks like this guy did a quick Jane Fonda fitness video and went straight to Walmart to get his food and household needs. At least that’s what we think happened. We give him props for wanting to stay in tip-top shape, however!
We do think that working out in shorts could be a little uncomfortable, but as long as you get the workout done that’s what matters! To be honest, he kind of looks like he just stepped out of an episode of "Miami Vice" into the real world and is buying a couple of tubs of ice cream for Crockett and Tubbs. Haha, tubs, see what we did there?
Thinking Backwards
We’re all about expressing yourself in the way you want to, but we can’t figure out if this was a fashion-forward trend or if this person woke up late and needed to get out the door quickly. Our guess is that he was running late to somewhere and didn’t realize his shirt was on backwards…or did he?
The cut-off sleeves are also in question and it looks like it might be a size too small. Someone call What Not to Wear on this guy! Maybe he's just from a parallel universe where all of our variants to everything in opposite fashion. Maybe he also walks backwards, talks in reverse, and even ages backward. Yeah, that must be it.
Game Time
Being a kid is so much fun! Life is simple, and you feel carefree without having any responsibilities to worry about. Your parents take care of you day in and day out, and all you really have to do is mind your own business and play with your favorite toys.
Sometimes parents want in on the fun too as you can see in this picture. They certainly deserve a break here and there, but you can tell their child is waiting to get in on the fun! At the end of the day, aren't we all just a bunch of kids who age at different paces?
Can't Touch This!
We’re all familiar with the signs on fences and house doors that say, ‘beware of dog’ when the owner wants to warn visitors of their dog’s temperament. Have you ever seen someone make one for a baby? We didn’t until we saw this picture which was mildly surprising considering a baby is highly susceptible to germs and getting sick.
Touching a stranger’s baby is not the smartest thing in the world and we strongly advise asking the parents if it’s okay before doing so. In theory, it should go without saying that touching someone else's baby in Walmart, or any public location, for that matter, is extremely wrong. But hey, just in case you didn't realize...
A New World Record?
This photo is quite concerning. This is another photo that we think could make it into the Guinness World Book of Records, but for different reasons. One may ask what would ever make a person want to grow their fingernails that long, and we’re wondering the same thing.
It’s not hygienic and makes getting even the simplest chores done almost impossible. It’s not every day that you run into someone with nails this long, and we bet you’re glad you don’t! Have you ever seen the film "A Nightmare on Elm Street?" Well, we're getting serious Freddy Krueger vibes here.
Easter All Year Round
Our guess is that Easter came early this year. We’d like to think that he did it for the kids because otherwise, this outfit is a little ridiculous. This guy went to Walmart dressed to the nines. He made this custom outfit that has every bunny toy and Easter egg you could possibly think of.
As you can imagine, the outfit gained a lot of attention from the children in the store. As friendly as this seems, parents should still keep a close eye on their children. You can never be too trusting! We guess this guy is Easter's answer to Santa Claus. Finally, he's got some competition!
No Words
We have seen all types of parents and kids in Walmart throughout our lives, but this one might just take the cake. As you can see, the mother of this child seems completely unbothered by the fact that her child has a plastic bag over their head.
To you and me this may seem like poor parenting, but to her, it may just be another day in the life of motherhood. The severity of this situation is incredibly dangerous as these types of bags come with a choking hazard. The mother does not seem concerned and that is very concerning to us.
Let's Get Married, Now!
Have you ever seen a couple in their wedding attire walking through Walmart? Well, now you have. We all know how expensive weddings and photographers can be. This couple decided to take the less expensive route and get their wedding photos done at the photo booth for $4.
As strange as it may be to see this while doing some casual shopping, we hope this couple lives happily ever after. While it was possible to get married at the Mall of America at one point, we have never considered Walmart to be a prime location to tie the knot. Hey, there's a first for everything.
Time to Shine
What you do in your own home is your business. If you want to wear clothes, great. If you don’t, even better! However, it’s not socially acceptable to go into public without any clothes. This nudist chose the wrong store to mess with when it came to indecent exposure.
The cops look less than thrilled that they had to take this guy down for making a poor decision. Within just a short period of time, they arrived at Walmart and brought this guy down to the ground. We can only imagine the charges that were filed against him. We hope he learned his lesson.
Too Cool, Mom
We’re confused, to say the least. She was probably trying out a new trend that literally no one else is going to follow. The outfit is not flattering, to say the least. We strongly recommend that she retires this outfit immediately. One can only hope that her daughter doesn’t follow in her mother’s footsteps in regard to fashion.
We get it - having a few holes in your jeans can give it a kind of edge that could make the difference between blending in and standing out from the crowd. But these holes can get pretty big and before you know it - it's time to go back to GAP. And then there's this person, who just didn't know when to quit.
Leggings Are for Everyone
We’re not really sure what’s going on with this picture, but a few things come to mind. First off, this guy couldn’t decide whether he was hot or cold. Secondly, whose clothing drawer did he pick through? His wife’s? His daughter’s? We aren’t sure.
Female or male, we don’t recommend wearing leggings under shorts- it’s not a good look. We would highly recommend the women of his family sit him down and have a talk with him about his outfit choices. To be fair, it does get quite chilly there in produce section. Maybe wearing tights isn't such a bad idea after all.
Self Care, Everywhere
It happens, we’re always forgetting that we need something at the most inconvenient times. I mean just take a look at this girl who was in the middle of pampering herself with a face mask and had to run to Walmart to grab some items.
This isn’t the strangest thing that we’ve ever seen, but it’s funny enough to take a picture of and share with the virtual world. This is a picture that is definitely meme-worthy. There is always the chance that she was midway through a play rehearsal and now was her lunch break. And...she forgot to take off the makeup.
Mission Accomplished
Some may see this shirt and think it’s funny, whereas someone else may look at it and be intimidated. We wouldn’t advise messing with anyone who has a shirt on that says this. You don’t know what she’s capable of. One may say that this woman has a lot of pent-up anger and frustration.
We would advise that you act with caution if you run into someone like this in the aisles of Walmart. We love passive-aggressive behavior as much as the next person, but this one takes things to a whole new level. We can definitely see you, and hear you, loud and clear.
A Little Bit of Everything
We’ve seen some pretty outlandish outfits and accessories so far but this one is probably the most questionable. We are very worried about the off-the-shoulder tie-dye shirt and the large-hold hair bow. It’s more likely that you would see a small child wearing something like this. However, to each their own.
We aren’t surprised by anything we see anymore. But seriously, this lady things she still goes to summer camp. Either that, or she still thinks we are in the '90s. Maybe she thinks that Walmart is some kind of time machine where you can go back in time 30 years and do whatever you want.
Crack Me Up
We know that sometimes the line to get into a fitting room is long and the wait time can be frustrating. Especially when you are strapped for time. We could only assume that this woman was in fact short on time considering that she tried on pants right in the middle of the store.
This of course is against the law, but we won’t say anything if you won’t. Or maybe she hails from the former republic of "Get Changed Wherever the Hell You Want" Land. In this remarkable country, there is a very specific right that every citizen has. We'll let you guess what it is.
Meet My Pet...Turtle
We aren’t aware of any ban on pets coming into Walmart, so don’t be surprised when you see animals like this coming through the doors. We’re not sure why this person decided to bring their pet turtle to Walmart, but we won’t ask questions.
Not only would bringing a turtle on your shopping trip slow down the process tremendously, but turtles seem to enjoy their alone time. Maybe this woman has separation anxiety from her pet turtle. But you are asking a lot from the rest of the customers in the store. Seriously, it must be so easy to squash that little thing while running to buy some diapers.
You Saw Who?! At the Supermarket?!
Michael Jackson is that you? If you were walking past this guy you just might think he had been resurrected. Then you may be wondering what the heck would Michael Jackson be doing in Walmart. Surely he would still be rich enough to shop elsewhere.
We hate to break the news to you but it isn’t the late singer, just a crazy lookalike. We started to wonder if this guy impersonates the King of Pop for a living and was just passing through after one of his appearances. Either way, we’re glad someone was able to snap a shot of this guy.
Meat & Greet
Some people work incredibly difficult hours so if they find the time to sit back and relax, they will take it whenever, wherever. This woman was at that point of needing a break and she saw Walmart as the perfect opportunity to take it.
What we're still struggling with here is her decision to cover herself with meat inside the fridge. Of course, everyone is entitled to their own decisions and preferences but this one is just exceptionally bizarre. Look, we love meat as much as the next person, but we don't love it enough to pick it up after a human being slept on it.
Puppy Love
Listen, it's not just humans who can be seen behaving like animals in Walmart. This can also apply to members of the canine family. Exhibit A. If you found yourself walking past this shopping cart, there’s no way you wouldn’t find this completely adorable. Everyone loves a puppy, but what do people love more than a puppy? Multiple puppies!
It’s obvious that these pups were happy to come along for the shopping trip. This lady acted responsibly by keeping her cute four-legged friends in her cart while she did her shopping instead of letting them roam freely through the aisles.
Someone Call Nike!
This is something you don’t see every day. Instead of throwing out a pair of shoes and getting a new pair, this woman decided to turn her sneakers into what we’d like to call sneaker sandals. Or as we like to call them: "Snandals." Yeah, it doesn't really roll off the tongue so well, does it?
Creative? Yes. Sustainable? Definitely. Brave? Indeed. Do we think we will ever be caught dead wearing these? Not if our cold, deceased body has anything to do about it. We respect the effort to think outside the box. But this time dude, you failed on all fronts.
A Rat Tail?
Hair and fashion trends have come and gone over the years. Sometimes we may look back and seriously question how certain hair trends were ever a trend at all. This guy has a look going that is never going to be popular in our opinion.
We ca not be sure if this is an intentional hair ‘do, or if he is trying to hold on to the last bit of hair he has left. While many would have resorted to a hat with hair looking like this, we admire him for his confidence to go out in public like this.
A Twist of Fate
We would both be lying if we said we never questioned the people who ride around in those electric shopping carts. Of course, people have used them for reasons other than their intended purpose. We actually like it when people are economical with their tools and figure out new ways to use them.
Take a look at this photo because we can not help but laugh. How many of you have stumbled across situations like this one here? If this woman was trying to convince people that she was disabled, she definitely was not doing a good job. Whatever helps, we guess.
Creative and Classy
We aren’t really sure what type of look this guy was going for, but either way, he’s got it all wrong. A trend everyone has had trouble understanding is the look where men wear jeans low enough that their underwear is hanging out. Sometimes though, it just goes way too far.
One may ask if guys like this one own belts, and we’re asking the same question. Here’s a picture of a guy with his extremely long shirt tucked into his gym shorts. Someone thought it was embarrassing enough that they had to take a picture and share it online.
Uggs?
This one made us laugh, but we also found it to be somewhat creative as well. We can’t decide if this was a joke or if this person was really trying to deceive others into believing she was wearing an authentic pair of UGGS. We know how expensive designer brands can be, so we don’t judge her for pulling this creative little stunt.
She definitely isn’t fooling anyone, but we give her props for trying. Let's face it, the concept of fashion is such a weird one, especially when people will dish out so much money just because their chosen item of clothing has a recognized label on it. Who cares?
Pushy Child
Is this for punishment or just for fun? Take a look at this child pushing his mom in a shopping cart with her baby. We aren’t one to judge the parenting decisions of others, but we can’t help but question the reasoning behind this.
On one hand, the child may have insisted that the roles reverse, and he pushes his mom around the store. Or, this could just be some questionable parenting. We’ll leave this one up to you guys to decide for yourself. As a parent, it can't just be you doing all the heavy lifting. Your kids needs to learn to take on responsibilities from time to time.
A New Kind of Conga
Have you entered Walmart, saw those electric carts plugged into the wall, and just wanted to take one and have some fun around the store? These women decided to do exactly that. It seems like they decided to make the most of their vehicles and start some kind of supermarket conga.
To make things more exciting, they made an electric cart line. While we all must remember that these electric carts are put there for a purpose and that purpose is so they can be used by those who are disabled. With that being said, we can’t help but be a little jealous of these Walmart shenanigans.
Lizard Love
We are all too familiar with the feeling we get when we are about to leave the house and our pets give us the, “please don’t leave me” look. They are just so needy! Some people just can’t leave without their pets. It’s obvious with this woman who decided she couldn’t leave her reptile friend at home while she did some shopping.
Seeing him attached to her head we could assume that he maybe suffers from bouts of separation anxiety. While he may be cute and intriguing to some shoppers, there’s no doubt that he was absolutely terrifying to others.
Little Red Riding Hood
It is so important to be your raw and authentic self because remember, there is only one you out there! We give major props to this guy for going out in public dressed like this despite what people were probably thinking and whispering about him.
He was clearly going for a more feminine look and we can not say he didn’t pull it off. We admire that this man doesn’t care what others think of him. There is also the chance that he just watched way too many episodes of "The Handmaid's Tale." More people should be like this guy!
A True Fairytale
This man has taken his unique style to a whole new level with this look. You may be wondering what would possess someone to attach a fox tail to a regular pair of blue jeans and leave their house. We’re not so sure, but we admire his originality.
It takes a lot of courage to wear something out of the box in public. There is also the unlikely scenario where this guys parents happen to be a human and a raccoon who ended up doing the interspecies cha-cha. But the most likely case is what we previously mentioned. Prosthetic tail it is.
Scorching Hot
Summers in the south can be quite hot and dreadful even for those who were born and raised there. Those who are used to it however don’t always use sunscreen and run the risk of developing terrible sunburn like the person in this photo.
We’d like to give you a friendly reminder to always use sunscreen when going out in the sun. We can only hope this person was shopping for some aloe to relieve some of the pain she is probably feeling. At the end of the day, you need to dress the way you feel like it. As long as you're comfortable, who are we to judge?
That Hair Though
We’re just as amazed as you are. There’s no way these dreadlocks didn’t make it into the Guinness World Book of Records for the world’s longest and thickest dreads. If not, the titleholder may have some serious competition. This style of hair has become more mainstream over the years.
There are not typically the most hygienic, but if you maintain them well, they can look pretty cool. It must have taken this person a lot of time and dedication to grow their dreads this long. To be honest, we used to seeing a bunch of dreadlocks at once, not just one big, humungous deadlock all alone by itself.
Obviously Shopping for New Shorts
No, it is not the best choice for a guy who wants to look ready for anything, but sometimes you simply do not have any choice. Heck – maybe the guy is not even aware. It could have happened while he was getting out of the car for all we know.
We do not know how that could have happened, but it is still an option. And look – the guy is clearly shopping in the pants department, which means he is probably trying to correct the issue. And once again, far worse has been spotted at your local Walmart.
A Killer Look
They say you can tell a lot about a person by how they dress. Well, look what we have here. This person figured it was his best bet to hit the local Walmart dressed in, let's be real, not too bad of an outfit. Actually, we love that outfit, it's so much better than most of the outfits we see in Walmart.
There are lots of more unexpected things that you'll come across in the aisles of a Walmart, but this sight is still going to turn a few heads, though we think it's for the better since this is really a killer look. Take notice, Walmart shoppers.
They See Me Ridin Dirty
One of the best things about Walmart is just how much there is for the shopper. It's really a one-stop shop for almost everything you could need, especially if you're shopping at a Supercenter, which includes a grocery store. This guy, for instance, can stop by and pick up bro t-shirts, backward baseball caps, black jeans, and tiny bikes, all in one convenient place.
You might not exactly be able to drift with training wheels on your ride, but you can still get up to a pretty good clip. Make sure to wear a tiny helmet at the same time, to protect your tiny brain.
We Have to Get Back to Atlantis by Five
Sure, this picture is staged, but we can let that slide. We get to see some undersea dwellers that are doing a bit of shopping on dry land, but they don't have a lot of time. The Little Mermaid is trying to remind her many-toothed friend that they can't spend too much time above the waves or they might start drying out.
They're shopping for a barbecue, but we don't know how successful that will be once they get back into the deep blue sea. Maybe they don't have to cook it? The shark probably doesn't care. Things are just more magical under the sea, after all.
Where's the Big Iron on His Hip?
We believe this is called #goals. Just look at this winner: Dusty boots straight from the trail, brown khakis that look like they're on backwards, dashing suspenders to prevent slippage, a wide-brimmed hat, and sunglasses to keep the sun out of the eyes. Beautiful.
To top it all off, he adds a black shirt with the word “whatever,” telling you exactly what he thinks about our opinion. This is the kind of guy that has forged his own trail (on an actual horse, probably) his entire life, and he doesn't give a rip if you don't approve. Oh, but we do, Sheriff.
This Cowgirl Is Ready to Ride
There are lots of terrible outfits that you'll find at a Walmart, but this isn't one of them. This ensemble needs to be elevated onto a podium for all to see and marvel at. Nobody will ever be able to top this. It shouldn't work – the boots, the overall shorts, the hair. And yet, somehow, it all fits together like a 3D puzzle.
Maybe it's because the boots and the top match. Maybe it's the lack of wrinkles on the top that give it a smooth appearance. Maybe it's the symmetrical revealing of the fashionable underpants that the overalls provide. Truly a mystery.
Taking Things Back to the Eighties
The mullet was once the hairstyle du jour for men that wanted to be hip and happening, but that time has long since faded (no pun intended). In fact, it's been the good part of four decades since it was remotely a thing. This cool cat, however, isn't prepared to let that decade fade away.
Despite the fact that this bit of hair looks about as natural as a blue mustache, he seems to have no idea that others might be laughing at his coif. The color is all wrong, the layering is obvious, and unless we're mistaken, he has a little ponytail poking out the back of the flow!
Testing the Goods
Coming around the corner in a Walmart and finding a dad and his daughter napping on a memory foam floor mat isn't normal, even for a Walmart. The backstory behind this one is that a family had just spent a night in their tents, sleeping without anything but a thin layer of tent between the cold, hard ground and their sleeping bags.
Sleeping pads or blow-up mattresses are pricey, so the family wondered if picking up some memory foam from Walmart was a good decision. We don't know about the kid, but Dad seems to think it's the right choice.
Just Don't Stare
A pair of leggings is a pretty common addition to a lot of outfits these days, but there are some that probably shouldn't be common sights. This gal decided skin-tone tights (not her skin tone, but that doesn't help much) were the right thing to wear to a Walmart.
And we expect more than one person did a pretty hefty double-take when they spotted her in the aisles. The specific tone, the creases in the fabric, and the lighting all make it look a little too natural. Maybe she was out buying tights that don't have people reporting her for indecent exposure.
Making Things More Fun
Shopping is a pretty boring time, depending on who you ask. But many would agree that there is nothing fun to look at, it takes a long time, and you just have to walk up and down the same boring aisles. These boys decided they would keep things interesting by pulling a rare move – the double cart.
One cartful of merchandise is pushed by someone that is in a second cart. You do not see it much these days (or ever), mostly because it requires at least two people who are bored enough to try and pull it off.
This Is How It's Done, People
Most of the time when we talk about outfits that are spotted at a Walmart, we're talking about stuff that belongs in fashion horror magazines. Not this time. No, this swanky gal is dressed to the nines for her weekly shopping. Perfect hair, makeup on point, and an entire outfit that is coordinated with the best of them.
We need to take notes. Best of all – the old lady knows it. She's posing for the camera like she was made for the spotlight. This probably isn't the first time she's given a quick grin to a fan while on a walk.
Nothing Special
Walmart is the place to find new clothes if you've put on a little bit of weight. There are lots of options to account for bigger measurements, but this isn't usually what people are talking about. Still, shove a couple of bouncy balls down your shirt and suddenly you'll be in the market for a new wardrobe.
This kind of silly fun is common at Walmart, though we have to point out that this is a little unsanitary. Of course, there are a lot of other things that happen at Walmart that are far more unsanitary. We know, and you know, and everybody else knows.
Shopping in Comfort
Did you know that if you shop online, no one will ever know what you're wearing? People who like to frequent Walmart, for some reason, have forgotten this. Not that this person looks like he or she (it's a little hard to tell) is suffering from their clothing choices.
In fact, it seems like the kind of outfit you wear when you want maximum comfort. A pair of soft slippers, some classic gray sweatpants, and a long, fuzzy housecoat is a great outfit if you are relaxing on the couch, but maybe not for browsing shirts at the store.
Just Got Out of Shawshank
You know and we know that there are some memorable outfits to be found on the shoppers at Walmart, but this one just seems ridiculous. This lady for real dressed in a matching top and pants that have horizontal black and white stripes, and even added a matching cap.
In fact, we're pretty sure that there's some kind of name tag or something on the front that looks like a prisoner's number. We're going to go with the idea that this lady is on her way to a Halloween party and wanted to pick up some snacks. And you know what? She kinda rocks it.
Two Dudes, One Beard
We get it, we really do. Everybody wants to look like Santa Claus, especially when the colder months are approaching. As the mercury drops, people start picking up red caps, fake beards, padded bellies, and black leather boots.
Once you hit December, however, the pickings start to seem a little slim. These two guys have to make do with trading off on a stringy beard that looks more like it's a mop than a bit of facial hair. Maybe they will swap it every other day or something like that because two guys trying to wear one beard never seems like it will be fun.
Ma'am, We've Been Asked to Tell You Something
You are going to see a lot of...unexpected fashion choices at your local Walmart. Everybody goes there every once in a while, even if it's just to pick up quick party supplies. Some people will hit it up wearing whatever they can, just because, well, it is a Walmart. Nobody is dressed up.
Still, maybe this lady should have checked the mirror before she stepped outside. Those color sandals with that color top? Unfortunately, the pants are even more eye-catching, which makes it so nobody can miss the rest of her missteps. It's not the most shocking photo on this list, but it earns its place.
Undeniably Walmart
We can think of nothing better. Nothing more...emblematic of what it's like to be in a Walmart than a wig that was aimed at a trash can but MISSED. Very, very, very close to being absolute garbage, and maybe one of us should just nudge it in there one of these days.
Trashy, yet trying to present itself as perfectly natural. Low quality, yet you only see that once you look closely enough. Clearly not the best choice for almost anything, but it gets the job done if you're running out of time. It's a pretty creepy sight, to be honest.
This Is What's Called a Daring Hairdo
Everybody wants to have their own brand. From shorts and tees to suit coats and shined shoes, people have specific clothes that they gravitate to. Personal makeup and piercing looks, too. This lady has achieved it at last – a look that is uniquely her own. A beehive hairdo and layers upon layers of makeup make her memorable and colorful.
What's in her cart, we wonder? Hairspray and makeup brushes? That makes the most sense. Take this lady's advice and do something unexpected for your next trip outside. Personally, we can't take our eyes off her, and if that's not a compliment, we don't know what is.
Whatchu Lookin' at?
One of the nice things about Walmart is there's a ton of stuff there. This means that you can find new products you might want or try out some stuff to see if it works for you. Like a dinosaur costume that's meant for a toddler.
Even if it's meant for a toddler, that doesn't mean that a little gal like this one can't squeeze her way in. She doesn't look all that thrilled with the idea of someone taking her picture while she's wearing this, but that could be because she doesn't want anyone to see her like this.
It's Kinda Hot Out
Kids tend to not like clothes, even if it's cold out. They will shuck their shirts and shorts at a moment's notice if nobody is paying attention to them. Still, you should probably make sure your kids are wearing the right garb for a trip to Walmart, even if you're just playing the games a little bit.
This picture shows us a pair of kids that can not be bothered to even wear pants while they are out with Mom. Of course, the kids will be pumped full of hot shame when they see the pictures after they have grown up.
Hey, You Aren't a Sock
While you're shopping – anywhere, not just at Walmart – keep an eye out for things that have made their way to different departments. An ice cream cone in a pair of foam slip-ons is the perfect example. Why would somebody find it necessary to stash this kind of edible in the shoe department?
A lot of times, this happens when someone gets to the cash register and realizes they don't want something, which is why you find things like a bag of shredded cheese inside a cooler that is full of soft drinks in the impulse buy section. True story.
Mom, It Happened Again
No wonder this picture was taken in the diaper aisle – it looks like this kid has a big need for them and lots of them. Even for the cleanest kids, a little bit of spillage will occur from time to time, but this is ridiculous. How much is this kid eating? From the evidence, it's clear: too much.
Of course, a pillow of that size is going to be a comfortable place to park it for some time, at least until middle school. Depending on how big this kid gets, maybe even longer. In the meantime, maybe some fiber would help.
A Sweater Built for Two
One thing you have probably noticed about Walmart – a lot of people shop there. Duh. However, rising rates of obesity have prompted many stores to start selling bigger and bigger clothing – even to the point where two people could fit inside a cable-knit sweater comfortably.
They do stretch a little bit, but still, two whole, full sized people. Walmart wants to offer something for everybody, and the swelling population means that sizes have to expand to keep up. Or, maybe Walmart now offers clothing that is actually built for two people. There are weirder things in life, that's for sure.
Not Right for the Melons
There are a lot of things to purchase in a Walmart – everything from snazzy swimsuits to fresh limes, just like the picture shows. Sometimes, however, those two things don't go together. We don't know why this bra has made its new home next to the fresh produce, but there are plenty of possibilities.
Maybe a kid sitting in the cart threw it out just because he could, and his mom didn't notice. Maybe the woman who had picked it up realized it was never going to happen, and she didn't have the energy to bring it all the way back to the swimwear section.
I Really Like to Do Laundry
What would a person need with this many containers of Tide pods in their cart? Do they run a laundry service, and this is their way of trying to cut costs or save time? We're not sure. It's more likely, however, that this is just the store trying to get things off the shelves so they can display more merchandise.
Creating a fake cart with a selection of random items that customers might have missed is an old tactic from department stores like Target or Walmart – it gets people to see there might be some other fun stuff to buy.
The Beef Boss
It's times like these when you know this photo was taken in America. This immense tube of meat might seem like a lot for someone that goes grocery shopping at Walmart, but if you're getting ready for a big cookout and you need to make sure you don't run out, it's exactly what you should be looking for.
A hundred and sixty ounces is a full ten pounds of beef, even if a lot of that weight will render down during cooking. The packaging might need a little bit of an upgrade, though – not the most attractive sight to see while you're shopping.
I Am WAY Behind on My Shopping
When a meteor hits and messes up the entire world for an eon, you're going to have to rearrange your schedule. As you can see, some of the animals that were part of the late cretaceous era have only just been emerging from their homes to stock up on cheap shorts and sandals.
All jokes aside, we worry for the person inside that suit – those things are hot and uncomfortable from personal experience, and walking around a Walmart isn't the most comfortable activity even on a normal day. So this marvelous evolution that our universe has gone through has led us to this moment.
Too Much of Both
This seems like the kind of shirt that is automatically given to a shopper if they enter a Walmart every day of a single week. While we don't want to visit, it would be interesting to know why someone would print that on a shirt – especially since it seems to be advertising a business of some sort under the main points.
There even appears to be a website. It's too blurry for us to read, but you shouldn't visit that website. We shouldn't, and you shouldn't, and no one else should. But let's get down to brass tacks, people - this T-shirt just sounds funny.
Take a Picture Before He Disappears
Ah, the mysterious Walmart Bigfoot. Spotted rarely, and only at those times when there is less foot traffic. He doesn't come out very much at all, but you'll have the best bet finding him in the outdoors department – he seems to appreciate the smell of fertilizer.
This picture is one of the clearest that we've ever come across. He's been doing a little bit of trimming, but he's letting the facial hair grow out. Keep an eye out for this mythical creature the next time you're at a Supercenter, and you might just be able to catch a glimpse.
The Good Stuff Is in the Back
When it comes to pets, a lot of them can be picky. Cats, in particular, are quite picky when it comes to the kind of food that they'll eat. That means that you might have to do some hunting to find the food that your fuzzy little friend will chow down on, and that can sometimes mean going to extremes.
While we will not really call climbing into the shelf in a Walmart an extreme, it is still not a very common thing to see. Even in a Walmart. Pet owners will go to every length to please their pets.
Ready to Team Up and Fight Crime
For people who are trying to keep themselves occupied while picking up the necessities at Walmart, big pieces of headgear seem to be a favorite. This pic shows us Scooby-Doo (we are pretty sure, anyway) and an unmistakable Wonder Woman showing off for the camera.
This crime-fighting crew would be a bad guy's greatest nightmare. Scooby and the gang would use their wits, brains, and incredible eating powers to find the true culprit, and then they would call in Wonder Woman to get the danger out of the way and make sure the bad guys pay for what they've done.
We Feel the Same Way
For adults, shopping is an important task. Food in the cupboard, clothes in the closet, and toilet paper on the roll. Among other things. For kids, however, there is not much to do but wait to go home.
This young shopper has decided to make the best of a bad situation and put one of the new pillows to good use before it even gets out of the store. All in all, she looks pretty comfy. Those shopping carts do not offer much in the way of comfort, so this seems like a good compromise until Mom is done shopping.
Here's My Card, Just Buy It All
We get it. Shopping can be tiring, especially if you have to head to the store after a day of hard work. The stores are huge, and if you have to buy a lot of things, that can mean upwards of an hour of walking around. We aren't going to blame this guy for jumping into the cart to give his tired body a rest.
Maybe he has some muscular problem that drains his strength as he's waiting for his fellow shopper to pick from between two different t-shirts. Maybe he just wants to take a load off. Hard to do that in a Walmart.
The Kid's in the Car Probably
If you go into a Walmart there's a pretty good chance you'll end up seeing a dog. Most of the time, however, the pooch will be on a leash and walking around on its legs like an animal is supposed to. Of course, that is sometimes just too much work for a shopper's little muffykins.
So they will do something like fill up a baby stroller with four-legged friends. This shopper is prepared with a pair of pups, and they look pleased as punch to be along for the purchasing ride. Well, as long as they don't leave a mess.
The Crossover We Didn't Know We Needed
Maybe it's also the crossover we don't need or want. Pennywise from “It” and Santa Claus happened to bump into each other in the store while searching for new styles. The clown was rocking something from a classic anime, but the Jolly Old Elf was trying to keep things a little low-key.
Still, maybe he should try out a different color if he wants to escape the fall season unnoticed. We're surprised that Saint Nick would pose for a picture with this clown – Pennywise is a prime example of a bad little boy. Terrorizing kids for decades on end tends to do that.
Just a Couple of Characters
Kids don't mind being in Walmart that much, as long as the trip doesn't take too long. There's usually plenty of fun stuff to play around with. For instance, these two have found big pieces of headgear to wear, based on characters from “How the Grinch Stole Christmas.”
Those things look pretty heavy, and we would not be surprised if right after the picture was taken the kids removed them. Or maybe they bumped into each other and fell over, which might be a little funnier if it wasn't kids. The one on the right has a great camera face.
Forever Hardcore
This guy is ready to show the world that he doesn't take any guff. He's so ready, he cut off the legs of his pants to make sure people will also know that he is FOREVER HARDCORE. Even if he's in line at Walmart buying incontinence medicine and medical braces because he hurt his wrist while gardening.
We won't lie – that ink is pretty good. It's just the choice of what to use that ink for that we kinda disagree with. Any tattoo should be a visual representation of your beliefs, your attitude, or even your soul. So here is Mr. Forever Hardcore guy, showing everyone what he's made of.