How the Grinch Stole Walmart
There are a couple of figures who are synonymous with all things that are anti-Christmas. Two of these are Ebeneezer Scrooge and the Grinch. Something of an anti-hero, the latter has been in all kinds of films, animated series, and comic cons. And now, this green fella can be seen in superstores like Walmart.
Unlike the Grinch we are familiar with, this one seems pretty friendly, shaking the hand of a fellow customer and displaying an unexpected level of warmth during this festive period. We get the impression that it’s a worker in costume trying to make customers feel welcome. This Grinch had a redemption arc!
Walmart's New Uniforms?
Usually, the staff at Walmart get to wear uniforms that look pretty respectable. But on this fateful day, and customer laid eyes on one of the workers who seemed to be wearing a garbage bag that had Walmart add-printed on it. We understand that the pay at this superstore has been historically low at times and the staff can get overworked.
But that doesn't mean you have to make them look homeless while they're working their backsides off. It appears that this worker kindly let the customer take a photo of them so they could make some kind of point on social media.
It's a Lawnmower, Not a Landmower
You can probably tell where this photo was taken based on the vehicle that this customer used to drive to his local Walmart. While we don't know the specific town or state this is in, we imagine it's somewhere in the middle of the country.
But to be perfectly honest, this could have happened anywhere in the US of A. After all, people mow their lawns everywhere. Listen, times are tough. Maybe this guy's only mode of transport is his lawnmower. But if you do decide to use this to get to Walmart, you certainly do need to park it somewhere.
Amishmart
People often think of the Amish as a community of people who hide themselves from the world and refuse to keep up with the times. While there is a tiny bit of truth to that, this doesn't mean that they completely close themselves off from every wonderful thing. One of the things the Amish people can't resist is Walmart.
But don't expect them to turn up in a car anytime soon. You can tell when an Amish person has decided to show up to this superstore when you see a pair of horses and a carriage tied up to a pole in the parking lot. After all, no pets are allowed, right?
Walm-ART
People can sure get creative in the most unexpected places. And in the parking lots of Walmart, people can really get carried away with their creative impulses. If there are some shopping carts lying around, you can expect someone to either a) steal one, or b) make an abstract sculpture out of a couple of them.
This tower of shopping carts looks like something that someone would be proud of making during their time at Burning Man. We're trying to figure out what this even symbolizes. Is it supposed to represent retail as an empire? We have absolutely no idea.