
Also, let these conversations be a little reminder to be careful what you send because the recipient just might screenshot it and post it on the internet! Yikes!
That's a Burn
Ever send a text to the one you love only to get knocked down in return? Of course, you have! And no one knows that feeling any better than this poor shmuck who hoped to get some love in the form of a sweet text message. But that's not what happened!

So when crush sent this very poetic rejection message, it became clear that the feelings were not so mutual. We do hope that this was just a bad day and this person does, in fact, love them as much a starry, starry night.
The Die-Hard Fan
If you have kids, you know that bedtime can be challenging to say the least. If that kid isn't tired, it's not happening. So when this struggling aunt thought she'd "lull" this four-year-old to sleep with one of the most epically violent shows on television, mom disagreed.

But no, not for the reasons you think! If there's one thing a "Game of Thrones" fan detests, it's spoilers, and this dedicated viewer was not going to tolerate her son missing out on any plot points. Now that's a good mom!
Rock Johnson
There are some celebs out there who have had careers so long and so varied that it's almost as if they become two different people! Like the drummer from Nirvana and the frontman of Foo-fighters...what are their names again? Oh right, they're both Dave Grohl!

Becky made the classic mistake of thinking that ex-wrestler, The Rock, and current actor, Dwayne Johnson are in fact, two different people. What's even better, this dude totally went along with it, trolling poor Becks!
Mr. Attitude
Hey buddy, don't get smart! This Uber Eats dude lost his cool for some reason and thought it would be okay to snap back at the girl he's delivering to. Looks like the rest of the response was cut out, or just too rude to share!

We hope she got her grub at the end and that Uber Eats guy chilled out. Why so spikey, bro?
Picking up the Ladies
It's a bit of a cliche but we'll be the first to admit it, there is something very attractive about a handsome man doting lovingly over his daughter. Yep, sometimes the ladies can be pretty basic like that. Smart dude for knowing how to take advantage.

Unfortunately, this pesky mom got on her high horse and said no to his very reasonable proposition. The nerve! We're kidding! No place for liars here, we hope he didn't fool any innocent victims with a different fake child.
For Crying Out Loud
Nobody wants to get their heart broken, especially in front of people, or in this case, in someone else's auditory range. Yikes, how embarrassing. But if you do happen to be a witness to someone else's breakup, be chill about it.

Not like Ryan over here, who made darn sure to crush this poor soul's already smushed-up heart. Well, it's sort of amusing, maybe. Heaven knows we'd be down to listen to a recording of what went down there!
Emoji Feud
We know that mustache from miles away, that's Family Feud's, Steve Harvey. At least parts. The rest? Well, some genius troll created this hilarious image with the smart use of emojis and two enlarged parts of the funny man's face.

What are they implying here? The fact that Steve Harvey has really small features and a huge head? We have no idea, either way, it's just too funny to look at!
The Lord Has Spoken
You can't take Tristan anywhere without him making a scene. The guy can't even handle behaving at a Walmart! While that may be kind of annoying for the employees, the scene described here is actually hilarious and we wish we were there when it happened.

We're also pleased that old Tristan took the news in stride. Whether he remembers it or not, he is right about this being pretty awesome.
Patience, Dear
Sometimes, in those heated and ferocious texting sessions, when you're in the middle of a very long textologue, (that's text monologue) you need the other person to just hang back with the replies. In these cases, messages can very quickly ping pong back and forth without a proper point ever being made, and this person was having none of that!

And neither was their buddy, who turns out, is really just a massive troll. This poor texter was so eager to send their long message without interruption, but in a cruel twist of irony, the only person in the way of that was, in fact, themselves.
Baby Names
Perhaps if you're in Hollywood, you can get away with naming your kid "Tomorrow," but we regular folks tend to go with more traditional sounding names. Come on dad, don't get fancy here, just name the kid "John." At least that's according to Dylan.

Jokes aside, we know this dude is trolling poor dad. There's no way that anyone is actually naming the baby Tomorrow! He's only referring to the fact the naming ceremony, will be in fact, TOMORROW.
Oh, Nana
Hats off to all the grandmas who are so with it that they're texting their grandkids about our favorite pop bands. Even if they're a little off the mark, we appreciate the effort. This nana wanted to see if her grandkid saw the band One Dimention.

You know the band, the one with Barry Myles and Malik what's his face. Ah yes, nana. I haven't seen them yet, but I sure would love to...
Healing Time
We're so glad that Ryan Neighbor is there in times of need. A broken heart needs words of comfort and good company. Though it seems that this is not where this poor soul is going to get it.

Ryan Neighbor just wanted a burrito, and money for it too! Come on man, read the proverbial room. And also, get a job. How can you not afford a burrito?
Establishing Your Relationship
Emojis are an excellent way of communicating your feelings, and the fact that they are so varied really helps us get more nuanced messages across. Like, for example, the colors of hearts, a thing you don't want to get wrong.

If red is love and blue is friendship, then these two people cleared up something quite crucial. Hopefully, no one's feelings were hurt in the end but it is important to know, who is your friend and who is your lover.
Dr. Google
From diagnoses to treatments, Google has got you covered for all your medical needs (most of the time.) Thankfully this super important text message, though sent to the wrong person, still landed up in the right hands.

The saddest part about this message is that the medical experts figured it out later. On the other hand, we are pleased to know that they didn't just Google it.
The Allah Cart Menu
Kev needed to know if the restaurant they were going to was "allah cart" supposedly so he could better prepare himself? Well, Kev, if you are going to ask, we implore you to first find out how to write it.

This is a French word, so you're going to have to be a little careful with your spelling. That's à la carte, to you sir! Where is your class?
Buddy, Did I Stutter?
It seems that little Checkers is one robust little cat that can withstand the natural elements and even wild animals. At least that's what his owner seems to think. When letting his pesky neighbor know about that, he did not intend on holding back.

We feel a little bad for the neighbor though, who was only trying to be nice! Well, if anything happens to Checkers, it's not on his conscience that's for sure.
Got Your Nose
When you're so drunk you're trying to bite your own nose and fear it running away, that's pretty drunk! And it sounds like classic Sean who just can't hold his beer. Thankfully he had his trusted bestie there to make him feel safe.

Or so we hoped. Looks like his bud just had a good time cracking up at his silly friend. Honestly, we can't blame him.
Bad Energy Barbara
This proud daughter posted her mom's savage text about sour aunt Baraba, insisting that there is no way she's coming to this year's Thanksgiving dinner. Mom only wants good vibes and Aunt Barbara is just so not that.

We do appreciate the time her daughter took to show off her mom's text. We do always love a vibe check, and mom did it perfectly. Sorry Barb, we hope you're not on Twitter.
Bless You!
It's a social must to say bless you to the person who sneezes. A sneezer should never go unblessed like that. We shudder at the thought. So when this understandably hurt man told off his girlfriend for not blessing him, we could only sympathize.

On the other hand, his Google search is a touch on the dramatic side. At the end of it all, this little exchange is actually very amusing. We hope his feelings weren't too hurt.
Poor Missy
Alexa's kids aren't messing around. They know who they want at the sleepover, and it sure as heck isn't Missy. The last time she came over, it was a total downer. Thankfully, Alexa's mom is fully behind her daughter's decision.

We hope Missy's mom gets the message, and while we feel somewhat bad for her daughter, we have a hunch that both Missy and her mom are kind of annoying to be around. These things are usually genetic.
Bye, Good Night. Now Go Away
When you can't sleep, it can be soothing to turn to the one you love for some comfort. Or at least some late-night chit-chat, whatever keeps those nighttime jitters away. Unfortunately, sometimes you can bark up the wrong tree.

Like in this case, whoever received that message, clearly was in the same situation, and in fact, wanted a peaceful and restful night without the messaging. So ultimately, it was good night and good riddance!
New Crush
We've all had that feeling where our crush texts us and our faces light up from seeing what's on the screen. It's the most obvious thing in the world and the best way to spot a little blossoming romance. But sometimes that grin isn't about love.

At least not love for a special for someone, but rather, a tasty looking dish, which, let's face it, is sometimes a lot more satisfying. So when mom caught her daughter's eyes light up from her phone, she naturally had questions.
It's a Life-Style
There are certain shows in the world that are far more than just mere entertainment, they are a way of life, and if you've seen "Parks and Recreation," you'll understand what we're talking about. Looks like this person has it all figured out.

Luckily for them, they have seven seasons to get through, so that'll surely keep them busy for quite some time. Unfortunately for whoever texted them the big existential question, that might be bad news.
Getting Heated
When chatting with a significant other, things can get a little spicy, at least that's what one of these two hoped for. Instead, they were met with a literal picture of chili peppers. We're sure that's not what they had in mind.

It got even worse when the flaming "U" was sent in return. Damn, well, this person seems to be barking up the wrong tree. Time to move on, buddy.
Landlord Woes
It can be challenging to get your landlord's attention. Rarely do they respond to their tenant's desperate cries. In this case, our guy sent his landlord a message communicating that the hot water is quite simply "broken."

Unfortunately, there's no real way to convey this in pictures, so it looks like this was the best he could do. Funny? Yes. We just hope the landlord didn't reply with something equally ridiculous like, "looks fine to me!" Knowing their reputation, it's likely.
The Broken Record
When you get a certain jam in your head and can't let it go, others around you might suffer. But hey, that's their problem! You just want to focus on that killer track, even if that happens to be for three hours straight.

We honestly can't quite fathom loving a song that much but who are we to judge. This guy certainly judged, not only the sheer length of time which this person played the song, but also the actual song itself!
Damn Autocorrect
This evil daughter tricked her dad with a little autocorrect adjustment. Apparently, she wasn't too fond of daddy-dearest using the word "kewl" in his texts. Can we blame her? Sigh, boomers. This genius prank probably left him completely stumped.

She then posted it to Twitter! We wonder if she started a global trend of kids trolling their dads' autocorrect. If so, we can only imagine the hilarious things that came out of it.
R.I.P Car
When this certain individual got a "my condolences" text, their first response was that it was the wrong number of course, because, fortunately, there was no tragedy that they knew of! We are happy about that, but there's more.

Turns out Chloe had that text locked and loaded. We imagine the look on her face when she pressed send, we assume it was a look of pure satisfaction. Clearly, Chloe was waiting to tow away that car! That'll teach you!
Ex Texting
It's hard to let go of an ex, sometimes that little heart takes a while to heal. Throw some drinks into the mix and you have a recipe for an unhinged drunk texter. Looks like this girl wanted to let her ex know the terrible effects of curry noodles.

Looks like he wasn't too fazed by the message and just sent an "ok." What's with the x's though? Aren't they supposed to be over!? Looks like we're not getting the full story here, and we don't like it one bit.
Hi, It's Dog
Hey there! It's me, I'm a dog! Don't ask any questions, just behold my cuteness and stare in wonder. That's essentially what's happening here and we blame neither the dog nor the sender because gosh, that thing is cute.

The twist in the story though? This person confused the little pooch for a cat! How is that possible? We simply have no idea. This person needs to learn about animals pronto. In any case that is one cute dog.
The Nodship
Melissa would like you to know that she has no interest in your boring small talk and would much rather conclude any interaction with a friendly nod and simply move on. She's not trying to be rude be she wants you to know that talking to you is simply unbearable.

Well, this person got your message loud and clear. No small talk is necessary, in fact, if you're looking for simple gestures to use in the hallways, he sure has one for you. While we hate awkward small talk, we kinda hate Melissa now more.
Pool Party
So, basically, could you not show up and embarrass me in front of my super cool hipster friends? Yeah, that's not going to happen, as this hardened biker wants them to know. In fact, this annoying message will produce the exact opposite of what they want.

Now that biker guy knows the party is on, seems like he's suddenly inspired to make his own little shindig with his own wild friends. They probably should have just said nothing, to begin with.
A Special Exception
Some properties just don't allow pets. They tend to get loose outside, make a mess, and sometimes even noise. It's sad, because who wouldn't want a fluffy friend at home? They make the best companions ever.

It took just this picture to convince the landlord to change his policy. How can you resist this cat? Yes, that smile seems a little photoshopped but, hey, looks like they got away with it anyway. Let's just hope Kitty behaves itself.
Easy There, Mom
Looks like someone wanted to take Mrs. Whoever She Is for a romantic breakfast at IHOP. Apparently, he tried to get this woman to leave her loving hubby and five kids for a soiree at the wild pancake franchise. Well, this woman was having absolutely none of that, especially since he didn't even want to pay for it!

Hang on, this is just the woman's daughter Gracie. Dear Lord, woman! What a wild imagination, and also save your daughter's number on your phone! What's that all about?
Late-Night Cleaning
When asked "are you seriously vacuuming at 1:40 am?" the answer was as literal as could be! Of course, this person would not vacuum seriously! Who does that? Cleaning is generally a fun activity that involves good vibes, smiles, music, and of course the odd "bootie shake" here and there.

Even if it is after 1 AM. Understandably their neighbor doesn't quite agree with this and insisted that they shut it off immediately. But vacuum person was just having far too much fun to listen. Rude or funny, you decide!
He's Bringing Chilli
This guy would like Andrew to know that he will be attending the potluck on Saturday and that he will in fact be bringing chili. He is bringing the chili. Did you get that? We believe that Andrew got the message loud and clear. Hang on, this isn't Andrew.

Oh well, who cares. Whether or not you're Andrew, you now know that this dude is bringing chili to the potluck.
Fantastic, Yes
Mom got super excited about her kid's outstanding grade in chemistry. So much so that she unknowingly cursed about it! In her defense, she had no idea what the actual meaning of WTF was. It almost looks like she's doubting her son or daughter's abilities.

Poor mom just thought the popular internet phrase meant "Well That's Fantastic." Looks like no one actually took the time to correct her, so that might result in some more funnies down the line.
Wrestler Cats
We've heard of laser cats, but now wrestler cats? Sure felines can be pretty vicious but we doubt they're going to pick up any moves from the likes of current pro-wrestlers on WWE. No matter how cool those guys look, it ain't doing much for cats.

That being said, it can't hurt to try! Who knows, maybe one day their cats will get feisty enough to try out a move or two. Just keep them fed and happy in any case.
Auto Text Has Gone Haywire
One cool feature in mobile phones is the ability to turn on a 'Do Not Disturb' mode. This feature allows you to block all incoming calls and automatically send their respective numbers a custom message, explaining that you’re not available to answer. This Dad probably set his automatic response message to “In a meeting”, which could explain this weird sequence of identical messages.

We fail to understand how someone can send the exact same message so many times in any other way. Perhaps the kid’s father just really didn’t want to talk.
Basic Logic 101
While some parents feel that they can’t really talk to their children, there are many kids who feel the same way about their parents. Usually, one of the two thinks and talks in more emotional terms, while the other uses logic to make sense of things. When a parent isn’t fluent in their child’s language, it’s often the children who are in the frustrating position of trying to communicate basic facts.

Luckily, these exchanges can still give someone a good laugh, but that depends on their ability to turn an ironic situation into something funny rather than sad.
An Important Question
It’s always a scary situation when something that looks like a distress signal is communicated. Your entire life can change when your parent evokes something that smells like danger in their text, which is why Mom should probably be more careful next time in the way she articulates her texts.

Hopefully, her daughter updated her that texting the police doesn’t work. But remember, there are no stupid questions… only stupid people.
Lack of Knowledge in the Art of Emojis
Back in the day, millennials had to use various letters and signs to create their emojis. This was a creative and brave exploration of combining language with artful communication. Many of us remember the time where ‘:-p’ meant sticking your tongue out and ‘:-o' meant you were surprised.

Parents have sort of skipped that generation and went straight to today’s graphic, done-for-you emojis. Many of them don’t know how to activate and use these, which is what sets the stage for this funny exchange.
Tough Parenting
People often have the dilemma of either complimenting their child/spouse for something that they don’t agree with or just telling them the truth at the risk of being offensive. This mother clearly doesn’t care one bit about offending her daughter, as she breezes past her daughter’s inadequacies like she’s discussing tomorrow’s weather forecast.

If there’s one child on this list that most urgently needs some therapy, it’s gotta be this one.
Finding the Spacebar
The texts in this picture start with a loving message from a child to their parent. It quickly turns into a weird dramatic sensation before the mother replies. While many parents can get on board with the idea of having a touch-based keyboard, not all of them get how it works.

This Mom didn’t know where the space key is. Which ended up causing quite a funny situation.
No. Just... No.
We’re sure that this father genuinely wanted to tell his kid that he forgot his cell phone at home. Unfortunately, sometimes we get so attached to our mobiles that we forget that they are not us. The average person spends almost 100% of their day (including their sleep) next to their phone. This is why when someone loses their phone, our first instinct is to call their phone to tell them.

Hopefully, the dad realized his error and attempted to contact his kid in some other way. The alternative, where the father didn’t realize his mistake, is just too scary to imagine.
Supportive Parents
Sometimes parents like to tease their kids for their failures and weaknesses. It’s not necessarily a thing they do out of spite or malice, but more like a way to build the child’s character.

Getting a great morning message like that, only to have your hopes and dreams crushed by its ending is quite a sad experience. Hopefully, this daughter took her Mom’s tough love and managed to make the most of it.
Encouraging Parents
Some parents ascribe to the school of only giving their child positive reinforcement, while others employ a bit of tough love to get their kids together. Luckily, this mother has learned the ins and outs of motivation and uses her own unique method for making her child more social. She calls this the “bully method”, and has implemented it for the last few years with her children.

Of course, most of them are extremely depressed and unsuccessful, but that’s because the method is currently a work in progress.
Revenge of the Moth
In what is perhaps the best bit of dad humor on this list, this father chose to educate his daughter on the importance of bravery by mirroring her doomsday scenario with a smart retort of his own.

This girl is in serious trouble when you consider that she’s dealing with a super moth that can actually type on a mobile phone. Hopefully, they ended up opening a window so that it could fly away peacefully.
Something Weird in the Background
We all love to occasionally share a picture with our loved ones. Sometimes we meet a special someone and want to let our family know, other times we encounter a beautiful vista that we just have to take a picture of. Mothers and fathers are still getting the hang of the whole “camera on a phone” thing since they grew up in a time when phones and cameras were separate objects.

This mother either didn’t realize that her finger was on the camera, and it looks like her kid was just tired of trying to explain.
Nugget for Your Thoughts
When we are little, our parents teach us everything — how to use the bathroom, how to dress, how to eat with a fork.

This might be the reason why many kids find it so funny to find out there's something their parents don't know. Like how to manipulate their phone's keyboard.
Cereal Buzzkill
To be honest, cereal is pretty neat. Sweet, comforting, and easy to make, this dish is perfect for any time of the day. Or night.

We see this girl's point. Frankly, we'll take a bowl of cereal over any random guy on our phone anytime.
Green Beans and Ham
Man, what a wild ride of a text exchange. So many questions and almost no answers in sight. Just how cheap are the green beans really? With such a self-explanatory name, how does the other person not even know what green beans are?

Also, where can those magic beans be found? Why doesn't the bean connoisseur disclose their identity? We need answers!
Pecan Pie Means Pecan Pie
Ah, yes. The classic swapped-a-word-for-a-different-word-on-my-parent's-phone prank. You can't go wrong with that one. Simple, funny, and, and easy enough to reverse so no real damage is done.

And hey, this parent could have had it a lot worse. Let's just say that if the kid here was more prone to profanities things could have taken a really dark turn.
Grandma's iPhone
Leon here is an exemplary grandson. He heard that grandma got a new smartphone, and knowing how confusing these devices can be for people from a certain age, he immediately offered some help.

By the looks of it, it does, in fact, look like grandma is going to need all the help she can get. Unless Oklahoma is code for something. In that case, great job Granny!
Honestly, Same
Oh, Oreos. Sweet heavenly cookies. Sugary sandwichy snacks of the gods. Who would have imagined there was a way of making these even better? And then came Oreo cereal and proved that anything is possible. Except we don't see many of those lately.

It looks like this Sierra girl has her priorities straight. Cookies before pookies. That's our motto.
Chicken for Dinner?
Spoiler alert — mom is making chicken for dinner tonight. Or buying it? We're not sure, but there's definitely chicken involved. Oh, and avocado.

Mmmm... Chicken guacamole actually sounds fantastic. Is anyone else getting hungry? Does this mom mind setting up an extra plate for us?
Drunk Jess
You are not yourself when you're drunk. Sometimes (not that often, though) you are a better version of yourself. Take Jess for example. Her drunk self took it upon herself to make lunch for her sober self and if that's not self-care then we don't know what is.

The thing about Drunk Jess, though, is that she doesn't really think things through, because she's... well... drunk. We can, however, appreciate her kind intentions.
Midnight Snack
Well, not technically midnight, but a 1:15 AM snack doesn't have the same ring to it, does it? And if you ask us, any time is good enough time for lightly fried fish fillets.

When we can't sleep we usually try reading a little or meditating, but this dad sounds like a much more productive guy than us. Now, can we please have the recipe?
Gotta Love Liz
Every person has that joke. A name joke they keep hearing from everyone they first meet. Somehow, everybody thinks that they are the first to come up with oh, you're Frank? I'm honest, nice to meet you. Ha bloody ha. How original.

Not Liz, though. Liz sounds like a real stand-up gal. She must have heard the lizard joke more times than she can count (though this take on it must be new) and she's still in good spirits about it.
Just Let Her Sleep
It is a cute couples' thing to text each other good night at the end of the day. You want your significant other to know you care and have them be the last thing you think about before you go to sleep.

It's actually kind of adorable. Well, at least it is until one of the parties decides they are in the mood for some different bedroom activities. Luckily, Sarah has a funny way of showing her boyfriend she's into actual sleep.
Punctuation Please
Actually, maybe asking for punctuation is asking for too much. Noah has had a little smokey adventure and honestly, we are impressed he could even type properly. Maybe a little bit of autocorrect was involved.

No Noah, you are not in the way of anything. But it's good to know you have enough mobility to contact a friend. That, and that those friends can be relied on during this challenging time.
This Is Dog
Picture this — you meet someone nice on the street. You flirt. You exchange numbers. Things seem like they're looking up. And then you text that person and things are looking even better!

Not only is the guy nice, cool, and tactful enough to chat you up, but he also has a dog and a great sense of humor. Maria has hit the jackpot!
Nyoom
This is some next-level move. This article features several entries of kids changing words to other words on their parents' phones, but this one definitely takes the cake.

Changing every word you could think of? Just how bored was this kid? Do they have a vague notion of how hobbies work?
The Thing
Isn't it lovely how people can have completely different associations to the same words? When encountered with "the thing", we immediately thought about "The Thing" from the Marvel Comic "Fantastic 4".

Here, though, we can see that the original intention was some school notes, even though it was misinterpreted as something else entirely.
No One Will Ever Know
So stealthy. So inconspicuous. This dude should be working for the FBI. This talented individual has been blessed with sharp intuition and a crisp understanding of how to keep things on the down-low.

There is no doubt that using the person's name would have been a lot more alarming. Or just any random name. We would have gone with "Aunt Phillis" but that sounds a lot more suspicious than the final choice here.
You Can't Handle the Truth
Oh, the things you find when you go antiquing. Little pieces of history, trinkets from the days of yore, horse-shaped high heels — it's all so intriguing and not at all nightmare-inducing.

If this horseshoe is, in fact, the truth, we would rather be living in a lie.
Creep Alert
Walking outside alone at nighttime isn't a very pleasant experience. To feel safer, many people resort to their phones and speak to a friend, be it via texts or actual phone calls.

This case, however, is one of the rare occasions where contacting a fellow human didn't make the nightwalker feel safer. In fact, it made them feel worse.
I Said What I Said
Sophie here doesn't seem to get just how lucky she is. While it's customary for young girls to wear a corsage gifted to them by their dates for prom, she could have scored something much, much better.

We would take pastries over flowers anytime, anywhere. Sophie, take your carbs, hold that man and never let him go.
Phone Alone
We almost fell into that one ourselves. Fine, not almost — more like fell hard and bruised our knees. We bet the person behind the gray text bubbles was facepalming the second they got the punchline.

Props to the person behind the blue text bubbles, who figured out what must be the only way to connect Post Malone to Macaulay Caulkin.
Sign Us Up
Does this religion take any new applicants? If so, who do we need to speak to? This preaching cat with its whispy baton is in full command over our attention.

We aren't cat-people per se but would definitely pay a visit to this house of worship. We'll even genuflect if we have to.
Alien Rice
All you have to do to cook rice is to boil it with water. But what if that water is sweetened and colored? That's when you get some funky rice!

Why would the water be colored is a whole different question, though. Maybe you're an alien visiting Earth and trying to recreate some recipes from home. In that case, the alien identity is showing through the human cover.
Happy Hour Was a Little Too Happy
Remember that night you got black-out drunk? Of course, you don't. You were black-out drunk.

Some pictures on your phone might jog your memory, but they won't recreate the entire night so you're bound to be left with some unsolved mysteries on your hands. Good thing you have your friends to remind you of the occurrences of that night.
Self Portrait
We've seen him before. We know it but we just can't place it just yet and it's driving us crazy. Maybe it's that guy from that movie we watched the other night? Nah, they just look similar...

Could it be the actor from that cereal commercial? Yeah, that's definitely the one. Phew.
Reading Comprehension
Someone is going to have their name on the contact list changed from "Babe" to "Do Not Answer" but it doesn't sound like "Babe" is too mad about it.

Maybe Babe has had enough of partners with poor reading comprehension and is now on the hunt for someone with better skills in that department.
Technically It's Not Even English
English is hard y'all. It's not even its own language — more like a collage of, like, four other languages. That's why spelling is so inconsistent (seriously, why do tough and though sound so different? They don't even rhyme!).

So can you really blame the poor guy for spelling croissant the way he hears it? And in any case, it's not like the original French spelling is super phonetic either...
So Supportive
There are so many kinds of drunk people. There's the aggressive drunk, the happy drunk, the dancing drunk, the puking in the alley drunk. These are all classics and they are just the tip of the iceberg.

This text exchange, though, is all about the supportive drunk. Honestly, we aren't big on Pokemon, so catching a Snorlax might actually be the big deal this drunk friend makes it out to be.
Did He Sell the Car Though?
Just look at that sweet bromance blossoming right in front of our eyes. The scene is all set, the traffic is in place, the sticker is right in front of the eyes of the right person, and so it begins.

We can already picture them having a beer and watching the Superbowl together. It's so beautiful we might be crying. Might. We also might not.
Jeremy Spoke In Class Today
Jeremy from Transcendentalism doesn't sound like the best loaf in the oven if you catch our drift. Let's just say that the class they are talking about is probably not biology class.

We just hope Hannah feels better, and that Jeremy found some good books and read them.
The Harley Hotel
Harley's dad sounds like a cool guy. First of all, he named his daughter Harley. Now, we aren't saying he named her after a motorcycle, but we also arent saying he didn't.

Then we have his funny dramatic text messages that just add a nice spice to living with him. We're here for you, Harley's dad!